nil by mouth!
Nov 28, 2013 17:22:01 #
Old chap in hospital waiting for an operation , his tongue dry as Gandi's slipper. Every time matron walked past he whispered cup of tea! As before she pointed at the sign above the patients bed that said Nil by mouth. This went on for most of the day. Eventually she said look I can give you an anal cup of tea if thats any use "oh anything please" was the reply . So old chap nervously rolled on his stomach wondering what to expect. Matron inserted a funnel up his back passage and poured the liquid into the old chap he went arrrggghhhh!! there is no sugar in it he replied.
Nov 28, 2013 19:52:07 #
Big d, you could name that one "Tea Time Funnel Up Thy Tunnel". I'm getting a very disturbing mental image at the moment. Thank you. I'd tell the matron "Please don't try to throw the bags away". :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nov 29, 2013 02:49:53 #
Nov 29, 2013 07:01:07 #
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