pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

THE TOILET SEAT

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take
care of another matter before she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.
Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).
Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
I just never saw one mounted and framed."

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Forwarded to me. There has been criticism lately about some posts not being credited to the correct source. I'll state straight up. I don't know where the hell this originated. :lol: :thumbup:

Bloke Loc: Waynesboro, Pennsylvania

I first saw it in a British movie, back in the 60s, "Carry On Doctor". Don't know if that was the original source or not, though.

Georgie Loc: England

LOL (whereever it came from).

proteus1 Loc: NEVADA

What no photo to download ? ?


WALT

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

I'll try to Photoshop something but it might be censored. :thumbup:

Marc-Wi Loc: Oshkosh Wi

I love that one.