Coolcameragirl Loc: Bradenton, FL

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CATHOLIC TO THINK THIS IS FUNNY! THIS IS
PRICELESS! OH, THE POWER IN WORDS...

In parochial school students are taught that lying is a
sin. However, instructors also advised that using a bit of
imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying.

Below is a perfect example of those teachings:

Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs.

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the
Priest beside her, Father, may I ask a favor?'

'Of course child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It
is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll
confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for
me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do
you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please!'

DOOK Loc: Maclean, Australia

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

ishootthings Loc: Western shore of Lake Michigan

Now that's a good one! :thumbup:

pkricker Loc: Woodstock, NY, USA

Thank you for my first laugh of the morning!

shagbat Loc: London

Excellent, love it!

bikingbuddy Loc: cleveland,ohio

The world needs more like this, good humor!

Raleigh Loc: Reside in Olympia WA

Thanks for the laugh

n3eg Loc: West coast USA

I thought hairdryers were used to un-baptize atheists.

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

Ha Ha..nice one.