Silence is Golden: An elderly couple is attending mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should...

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Silence is Golden

Oct 19, 2013 15:05:15 #

B-n-L Loc: Nevada

An elderly couple is attending mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

Oct 20, 2013 09:24:51 #

GeneB Loc: Chattanooga Tennessee

B-n-L wrote:

I can relate to that.

Oct 20, 2013 11:55:48 #

pbearperry Loc: Massachusetts

So that's why they call the seats a pew?

Oct 20, 2013 12:10:16 #

B-n-L Loc: Nevada

pbearperry wrote:

So that's why they call the seats a pew?

:thumbup: :P :-P

Oct 20, 2013 21:00:10 #

wireman8 Loc: Toledo, Ohio

He who passes gas in church, sits in his own pew.

Oct 21, 2013 02:47:54 #

Big Stopper Loc: London

Haha, funny :thumbup:

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