Commando
Sep 4, 2013 21:20:20 #
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level:
I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through rambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man
"No," I replied, "I'm just a horrible golfer."
I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through rambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man
"No," I replied, "I'm just a horrible golfer."
Sep 4, 2013 21:55:14 #
Sep 5, 2013 21:00:47 #
Sep 5, 2013 23:18:15 #
I really like this one as well and could relate to it. Glad you enjoyed it.
Sep 8, 2013 12:18:15 #
i expected him to say,, no,, just a photographer.
Sac-Jack wrote:
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