Croce Loc: Earth

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.

orindaman

Very witty, thanks.

GSQRD1 Loc: SAN ANTONIO, TX

"President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow."

Everybody else thinks you are kidding, but I don't!
:P :P

yhtomit Loc: Port Land. Oregon

I knew that what they were teaching me in school was rooted in evil.

alaskan

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

heyrob Loc: Western Washington

And as undeserved as the first one.

Croce Loc: Earth

Yeah rob, think of the irony of that one. He is given a prize for peace by the Nobel Committee, starts a campaign to polarize the country and then renews it every chance he gets. Racist scumbag.

Bmac Loc: Long Island, NY

Indeed. :thumbup:

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

Ha,ha,ha,ha, .....

Desert Gecko Loc: desert southwest, USA

Very funny, Croce.

TedPaul Loc: Madison, MS

Looking for some lib comments. I guess they are still trying to figure out what you wrote.

guy145 Loc: Norridge IL

I guess I will have to do the math.

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

:thumbup:

Bruce with a Canon Loc: Islip

WELCOME BACK IVAN Long time no C

alaskan

Bruce,I am not officially back yet.I just got kind of sucked in the T.M./G.Z. hysteria plus a couple of other topics.Quite a few UH members keep asking me all the time to come back to UH and somehow it has been getting more and more difficult to keep saying NO for over a year.I will give it a serious thought soon.Thank you!