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Jul 18, 2013 22:38:26   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado
 
Tolerance
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in , Ontario , says......

"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs." Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered." All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others." Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part..... By passing this on. ;-)

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Jul 19, 2013 07:09:30   #
cindij Loc: New Lowell, Ontario, Canada
 
:lol: Only in Canada, eh! It must be something in the beer!

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Jul 19, 2013 07:26:55   #
lateron Loc: Yorkshire, England
 
Jakebrake wrote:
Tolerance
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in , Ontario , says......

"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs." Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered." All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others." Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part..... By passing this on. ;-)
Tolerance br Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame br... (show quote)


I really ought to emigrate to Canada!! It would appear that we have shared values!!!!!!

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Jul 19, 2013 07:29:25   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado
 
lateron wrote:
I really ought to emigrate to Canada!! It would appear that we have shared values!!!!!!


I'll come too!

:thumbup:

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Jul 19, 2013 07:33:03   #
lateron Loc: Yorkshire, England
 
Jakebrake wrote:
I'll come too!

:thumbup:


It's not like Iwo Jakebrake!!!!!! Lol

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Jul 19, 2013 09:01:48   #
rps Loc: Muskoka Ontario Canada
 
I am Canadian and find this crude, vulgar, ignorant and embarrassing!

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Jul 19, 2013 09:34:26   #
lovesphotos Loc: Colorado and Arizona
 
Jakebrake wrote:
Tolerance
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in , Ontario , says......

"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs." Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered." All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others." Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part..... By passing this on. ;-)
Tolerance br Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame br... (show quote)


Sorry my friend, it will backfire. The mosque would be so popular that they would have to build another one a block away.

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Jul 19, 2013 10:06:15   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado
 
rps wrote:
I am Canadian and find this crude, vulgar, ignorant and embarrassing!


Whatever! :-D :-) :)

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Jul 19, 2013 10:10:38   #
eye2eye Loc: Chicago, Illinois
 
rps wrote:
I am Canadian and find this crude, vulgar, ignorant and embarrassing!
Excuse me sir, but I just got an urgent call from the hospital. It seems your sense of humor was in a very bad accident and is close to death. Chances are slim that it can be revived. So sorry for your loss. My prayers are with your family.

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Jul 19, 2013 11:43:34   #
Hankwt Loc: kingsville ontario
 
rps wrote:
I am Canadian and find this crude, vulgar, ignorant and embarrassing!


are you the guy down the street that hates little kids too ??

lighten up

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Jul 19, 2013 11:53:11   #
eye2eye Loc: Chicago, Illinois
 
Hankwt wrote:
are you the guy down the street that hates little kids too ??

lighten up
Hating little kids has nothing to do with a sense of humor. Does it?

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Jul 19, 2013 13:24:42   #
Hankwt Loc: kingsville ontario
 
point taken ...... however..

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Jul 19, 2013 17:45:26   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 
:D :thumbup:

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Jul 19, 2013 19:35:38   #
RealBohemian Loc: Toronto
 
rps wrote:
I am Canadian and find this crude, vulgar, ignorant and embarrassing!


Not a joke.

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Jul 19, 2013 20:29:43   #
Bruce with a Canon Loc: Islip
 
rps wrote:
I am Canadian and find this crude, vulgar, ignorant and embarrassing!



Feel free to welcome the radical terrorist scum that plagues America. We will not miss them

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