A Talking Frog!
Jul 14, 2013 01:44:01 #
A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice repeat, 'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. All your friends will be envious because I will be your bride and the best woman any man could dream of!'
The man looked over the frog for a while, then reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.
The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said, "Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride."'
He opened his pocket, looked down at the frog and said, 'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice repeat, 'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. All your friends will be envious because I will be your bride and the best woman any man could dream of!'
The man looked over the frog for a while, then reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.
The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said, "Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride."'
He opened his pocket, looked down at the frog and said, 'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.
Jul 14, 2013 02:16:29 #
Good one! I will have to remember that to tell my friends!
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