Big Stopper Loc: London

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"Daddy Longlegs" the father replied
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, He replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then, raised her foot and stomped them flat and said,
"Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain sh*t in our garden."

Blurryeyed Loc: NC Mountains.

Not very PC, maybe that is why it is so funny.

Robert Graybeal Loc: Myrtle Beach

Good girl!

Danilo Loc: Las Vegas

I'd rather we speak English than PC. Funny stuff! :lol: :thumbup: :lol:

eye2eye Loc: Chicago, Illinois

Bad joke. Not even close to funny and doesn't make any sense. She can't be sweet and pure and innocent but know about sex and use profanity. Better jokes are out there. This was a desperate attempt at bashing homosexuals, AGAIN! Think I'll use the "N" word and we'll see how fast I get kicked off this forum. Even though it's not "PC", it's "still a funny joke"!

crissx09 Loc: FL-USA

eye2eye: aren't you a little too sensitive about this joke? Do you complain when blondes, polish, jews, mexican, lawyers...etc..etc.. are been "bashed" on the thousand of jokes about them also.?

eye2eye Loc: Chicago, Illinois

If the joke made sense then I would be the first to laugh. It's like someone "attempted" to make a joke in order to bash gays. Plus, I don't think I have to explain that an "innocent" 5 year child would watch an R rated movie, know about sex let alone homosexuality, use profanity and in a fit of rage kill a living insect she is fascinated with. That's my point, Plus, I don't know if you have noticed how much gay bashing goes on in this forum. It's constant and daily. So not against humor at all, just bad taste. Like my previous statement said, if I were to use a certain word and I would be banned.

farnsworth52 Loc: W. Pa.

I'm waiting

eye2eye Loc: Chicago, Illinois

How about you hold your breath while you do?

Sweet Willie Loc: Texas

One should laugh at every opportunity. You never know when you will be producing many tears.
Sweet Willie

eye2eye Loc: Chicago, Illinois

I would never take offense even though I am a Blonde lawyer who is half polish half mexican and a practicing jew. Oy!

Penny MG Loc: Fresno, Texas

agreed! humor to some may not be so funny to others, but to each his own. No need to judge someone because you don't like the joke.

Blurryeyed Loc: NC Mountains.

I was quite easy to see that this joke would offend somebody's sensibilities, what is kinda ironic is that I know gay folks who would find this to be quite humorous, others maybe not so much, but I know plenty of straight liberals who would find this joke to be quite disturbing and an outrageous insult to the gay community, not because it is, but because that is how the enlightened have been programmed here in Amerika.

Penny MG Loc: Fresno, Texas

:thumbup: :thumbup:

eye2eye Loc: Chicago, Illinois

So, who was I judging? You? Blurryeyed? Who are you defending and why? These are all grown adults and I think we can have an intelligent debate about the issue without you coming to their aid with all your "Judge lest ye be judged" crap and then your two thumbs up. Where do you see anything about anyone in my posts? You can't because I didn't. I was judging no one. I was judging the joke. I didn't even insult or judge the starter of the thread, did I? It's a bad joke and not funny. That's my opinion. Maybe I feel it's a STUPID joke because to me, it doesn't make any sense. It had nothing to do with it being a "gay" joke. I added that because there seems to be a lot of bashing going on. Usually, I don't say anything if it's not funny. Just seems people are going out of their way on this forum to gay bash and then other people on here pat them on the back and respond with a "hey that's so funny" when really it isn't. Maybe I've just had it with some of the self righteous people on this forum that I feel I can be a little self righteous too. How about if I post jokes about, pedophiles or rape? Would it be acceptable even though it's funny? Not everything has a place on here. There are certain standards on this website that people must adhere to. Maybe we can lead by example and stop the jokes about ethnicity, religion and sexuality (at least on here). Save those jokes for your family gatherings or your friends parties, the ones who actually know you and your sense of humor. I for one, could care less if another "joke" appeared on here.