Last week, at a local bar, two guys were ruminating and drinking.
One was complaining about his wife and the other offered to get rid of her.
They eventually agreed to have it done as the killer ( Arty) was paid $1 for the job.
Arty followed the wife all day and cornered her at a local Kroger. No one was around and he simply choked her dead.
As he was leaving , the produce manager walked in and Arty had no choice but to choke him as well.
Unfortunately, a camera caught the scene and the Police arrested Arty a short while later.
The next day in the paper:
Arty chokes 2 for $1 at Kroger
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