Prayer wish
May 15, 2013 22:27:30 #
A man walking on a Sydney beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly he spoke saying "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded, a booming voice of the Lord replied "Because you have been faithful to me in every way, I will grant you one wish".
The man said "Build a bridge to Lord Howe Island, so I can drive over anytime I need to."
The Lord said "Your request is very materialistic and difficult, think of the logistics of such a project, the supports for such a bridge would have to reach the bottom of the Pacific! Imagine the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Think again and make a wish to honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said "Lord, have been married and divorced four times, all of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women, I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry when they say "Nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy."
There was a meaningful silence, a significant pause then the Lord said "Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
The man said "Build a bridge to Lord Howe Island, so I can drive over anytime I need to."
The Lord said "Your request is very materialistic and difficult, think of the logistics of such a project, the supports for such a bridge would have to reach the bottom of the Pacific! Imagine the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Think again and make a wish to honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said "Lord, have been married and divorced four times, all of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women, I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry when they say "Nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy."
There was a meaningful silence, a significant pause then the Lord said "Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
May 15, 2013 23:47:29 #
either your not married, you wife is not a photographer/hog, or you're in big trouble! :roll:
May 16, 2013 09:49:39 #
May 16, 2013 13:05:04 #
pjarmit wrote:
A man walking on a Sydney beach was deep in prayer... (show quote)
Ha ha, heard it before, but it is good each time.....but then again, the cartoon shows two cavemen talking and a cave woman is standing in the background. The caption goes....." I dont think there is any harm in teaching her how to talk....."
Rich
May 16, 2013 17:17:38 #
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