a book on golf.
May 15, 2013 03:31:36 #
I have written a book and am quite proud of the results and, in order to
market the publication, I'm asking friends and family to spread the news
about this essential read.
This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider
information that I have gained through my 30+ years of golfing experience.
Highlights include:
Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a
Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4) When to Give the Curator the Finger
Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m
Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY
Ø A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
Ø A Diego Mara donna - a nasty 5 footer
Ø A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
Ø A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
Ø A Cuban - needs one more revolution
Ø An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
Ø An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
Ø A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
Ø A Kate Moss - bit thin
Ø A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
Ø A Rodney King - over clubbed
Ø An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
Ø A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
Ø A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
Ø A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
Ø An Elephant's arse - high and shitty
Ø A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good
Ø A Sister-in-law - you're up there but you know you shouldn't be
I have copies in stock but I anticipate a rush so be quick and ensure you
don't miss out!
Please pass this information to anyone who you feel may benefit from my
expertise.
market the publication, I'm asking friends and family to spread the news
about this essential read.
This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider
information that I have gained through my 30+ years of golfing experience.
Highlights include:
Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a
Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4) When to Give the Curator the Finger
Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m
Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY
Ø A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
Ø A Diego Mara donna - a nasty 5 footer
Ø A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
Ø A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
Ø A Cuban - needs one more revolution
Ø An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
Ø An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
Ø A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
Ø A Kate Moss - bit thin
Ø A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
Ø A Rodney King - over clubbed
Ø An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
Ø A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
Ø A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
Ø A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
Ø An Elephant's arse - high and shitty
Ø A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good
Ø A Sister-in-law - you're up there but you know you shouldn't be
I have copies in stock but I anticipate a rush so be quick and ensure you
don't miss out!
Please pass this information to anyone who you feel may benefit from my
expertise.
May 15, 2013 04:11:55 #
May 15, 2013 05:53:24 #
johno35 wrote:
I have written a book and am quite proud of the results and, in order to
market the publication, I'm asking friends and family to spread the news
about this essential read.
market the publication, I'm asking friends and family to spread the news
about this essential read.
Be careful. Selling your own products here is against the rules.
May 15, 2013 06:30:37 #
May 15, 2013 06:36:47 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Be careful. Selling your own products here is against the rules.
+1 no adverts
May 15, 2013 06:49:00 #
Can you please add couple more chapters before you publish it?
1. How to be in the game even when you are supposed to be DQ
2. How to distract your opponent?
Thanks
1. How to be in the game even when you are supposed to be DQ
2. How to distract your opponent?
Thanks
May 15, 2013 06:49:22 #
May 15, 2013 06:51:13 #
viscountdriver wrote:
For gawd sake,JR1 it's a joke.
Arent people like you funny, I note that you didn't have the B***s to say the same thing to an American Jerryc41, I +1nd HIS reply
Why just me, give a reason, .............
I just don't want people to get into problems read between the lines
May 15, 2013 07:14:54 #
May 15, 2013 07:21:59 #
To be truthful, I find nothing wrong with JR1's post.
IN fact I thought it could have meant no advertisements in the book.
Americans would have said I '2nd' the thought instead of I +1'd it.
Am I missing something here ?
Sarge69
IN fact I thought it could have meant no advertisements in the book.
Americans would have said I '2nd' the thought instead of I +1'd it.
Am I missing something here ?
Sarge69
May 15, 2013 07:48:20 #
viscountdriver wrote:
Grow up
hahaha
No reply to the question then eh, didn't think so
May 15, 2013 09:18:53 #
OK jerry C41 it was a joke. A spoof.He is not selling a book. Every chapter, every tip is a joke.
OK, happy now?
OK, happy now?
May 15, 2013 09:33:57 #
Very funny to an old golfer who's seen everything. When I was a youngster, I caddied for a duffer who mostly played in the rough. If we couldn't find his ball in a couple minutes, he had cut the bottom off his right pants pocket, and his ball would miraculously appear by his right foot to his great delight. I don't think the other golfers ever figured it out!
May 15, 2013 09:34:03 #
viscountdriver wrote:
OK jerry C41 it was a joke. A spoof.He is not selling a book. Every chapter, every tip is a joke.
OK, happy now?
OK, happy now?
As you have probably heard some here are genuine people, some like me are dyslexic, we and I tend to trust/believe what is posted.
I genuinely thought it WAS a book, but you delight in belittling people who make a genuine mistake, is it ego or pleasure.
How much nicer it would have been to have said....
"In case you missed it, the post was a spoof, joke, just posted for a laugh"
not For gawd sake,JR1 it's a joke.
May 15, 2013 09:42:59 #
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