The maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Gloria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Gloria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Gloria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Gloria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"
Gloria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife: ... really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my husband say that as well?"
Gloria: "No Señora...... The gardener did."
bobbybob wrote:
The maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Gloria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Gloria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Gloria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Gloria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"
Gloria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife: ... really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my husband say that as well?"
Gloria: "No Señora...... The gardener did."
The maid asked for a pay increase. br The wife was... (
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Ooops, Be careful what you ask for.
bobbybob wrote:
The maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Gloria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Gloria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Gloria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Gloria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"
Gloria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife: ... really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my husband say that as well?"
Gloria: "No Señora...... The gardener did."
The maid asked for a pay increase. br The wife was... (
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Looks like the maid also gets paid health insurance now too doc
Got to love it. lol A raise, bonus, paid Ins. less work and whatever else she wants, she has a pretty heavy hammer.
Duane D.
bobbybob wrote:
The maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Gloria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Gloria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Gloria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Gloria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"
Gloria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife: ... really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my husband say that as well?"
Gloria: "No Señora...... The gardener did."
The maid asked for a pay increase. br The wife was... (
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Send me that maid... :lol: LOL. :lol:
Pepsiman wrote:
Send me that maid... :lol: LOL. :lol:
oops, the maid comes with the gardener. ha ha hi hi ho ho
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