Simple Truths
Apr 8, 2013 12:01:12 #
Simple Truths
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Moral of the story: Some members of a team are never appreciated.
FIVE RULES T O REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness ... But it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy ... But remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you ... When they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive ... Only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems ... But then neither does milk.
Bonus Truth: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Moral of the story: Some members of a team are never appreciated.
FIVE RULES T O REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness ... But it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy ... But remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you ... When they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive ... Only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems ... But then neither does milk.
Bonus Truth: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Apr 8, 2013 12:05:34 #
Apr 8, 2013 21:03:48 #
Apr 9, 2013 07:45:34 #
Apr 9, 2013 09:30:33 #
Apr 9, 2013 12:18:22 #
Apr 9, 2013 12:19:54 #
stevenelson wrote:
You are a bad girl. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Only when I'm not good! :lol:
Apr 9, 2013 12:45:16 #
Coolcameragirl wrote:
Only when I'm not good! :lol:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 9, 2013 20:12:09 #
Apr 10, 2013 13:54:40 #
Coolcameragirl wrote:
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Good ones Coolcamera girl! I think I'll be chuckling about these all day!
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