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Mar 6, 2013 04:42:18   #
winterrose Loc: Kyneton, Victoria, Australia
 
Subject: Chicago Math (Practical & Commercial!)



Chicago Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!



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GANG/CREW NAME_______________________



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1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?



2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?



3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?



4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?



5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?



6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?



7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?



8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?



9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?



10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

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Mar 6, 2013 08:28:54   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
Good one. Math certainly is advancing rapidly.

Sarge69

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Mar 7, 2013 05:42:16   #
Tom G Loc: Atlanta, GA
 
winterrose wrote:
Subject: Chicago Math (Practical & Commercial!)



Chicago Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!



NAME__________________________________



GANG/CREW NAME_______________________



CRIB__________________________________



1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?



2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?



3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?



4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?



5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?



6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?



7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?



8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?



9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?



10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
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Probably never been to Chicago, have you?

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Mar 7, 2013 06:15:17   #
winterrose Loc: Kyneton, Victoria, Australia
 
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Mar 7, 2013 09:57:50   #
falcon1961 Loc: Ruskin, Florida
 
Very sick, but very funny. So real world, as well.

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Mar 7, 2013 10:26:46   #
Mike from Point
 
this will draw some comments

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Mar 7, 2013 14:04:12   #
Virgil Loc: The Hoosier State
 
winterrose wrote:
Subject: Chicago Math (Practical & Commercial!)
My brain is tired from reading all the other posts. Would you please post the answers. Virgil


Chicago Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!



NAME__________________________________



GANG/CREW NAME_______________________



CRIB__________________________________



1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?



2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?



3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?



4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?



5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?



6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?



7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?



8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?



9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?



10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
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Mar 7, 2013 14:38:38   #
Raider Fan Loc: Lake County, IL.
 
winterrose wrote:
Subject: Chicago Math (Practical & Commercial!)



Chicago Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!



NAME__________________________________



GANG/CREW NAME_______________________



CRIB__________________________________



1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?



2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?



3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?



4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?



5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?



6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?



7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?



8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?



9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?



10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
Subject: Chicago Math (Practical & Commercial... (show quote)


Love it!! Great job or simplifying a set of complex problems for the affirmative action crowd!!

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Mar 7, 2013 14:41:14   #
papayanirvana Loc: Kauai
 
blah blah blah racist bs

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Mar 7, 2013 14:49:06   #
Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert
 
winterrose wrote:
Subject: Chicago Math (Practical & Commercial!)



Chicago Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!



NAME__________________________________



GANG/CREW NAME_______________________



CRIB__________________________________



1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?



2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?



3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?



4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?



5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?



6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?



7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?



8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?



9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?



10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
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Hey Doc ..... ha,ha,ha,ha,

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Mar 7, 2013 14:50:26   #
papayanirvana Loc: Kauai
 
blah, blah, blah, copyright violation

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Mar 7, 2013 15:09:29   #
Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert
 
papayanirvana wrote:
blah, blah, blah, copyright violation


Hey Doc ..... pucker up there sweet lips .....

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Mar 7, 2013 15:28:29   #
papayanirvana Loc: Kauai
 
http://pattycakescfo.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/fsc62_bugs_bunny.jpg?w=267&h=300

it's not a laughing matter

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/dappler/rofl.jpg

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Mar 7, 2013 15:42:13   #
Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert
 
papayanirvana wrote:
http://pattycakescfo.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/fsc62_bugs_bunny.jpg?w=267&h=300

it's not a laughing matter

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/dappler/rofl.jpg


Hey Doc ..... ha,ha,ha,ha,

..... but on the other hand .....

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Mar 7, 2013 16:10:46   #
papayanirvana Loc: Kauai
 
http://www.feroniaproject.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/abstinence-web.jpg

thanks, but I'm not into anal.

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