Occupaion: Chemist Interests: not set Biography: Michael is a 50-something Michigander who likes movies, television, Doritos, women (if she is my wife), and song. He's been described as having “a laconic, dry sense of humor”, which might be an understatement.

He's five feet, twelve inches tall, and weighs around....well..I have a few to many pounds. His birthday is November 6, which makes him a Scorpio, and he has lived most of his young life in Michigan USA, Earth, Milky Way.

He has a wide array of interests, likes almost all varieties of music to some degree or another, and will try just about anything once (except for asparagus).

He wouldn't mind if the U.S. national anthem was replaced by "Louis, Louis". He believes that if you break your shoelace while you're getting dressed for work, you should get a free day off; he loves the smell of the city right after it rains; he thinks that the English language is fun because there's no correct way to write the sentence, “There are three ways to write the word ‘to’.”; he believes that Diet Dr. Pepper really does taste just like regular Dr. Pepper; and he believes that landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to Earth is mankind's crowning achievement thus far, followed closely by the bikini. Website: https://www.flickr.com/photos/mkb62/