Posts for: swimbob
Aug 30, 2023 09:35:20 #
The Cleveland Browns moved to Baltimore and have won super bowls. The current version of the Browns is essentially an expansion team. The Detroit Lions however are one of the oldest teams in the NFL and have never even been to one.
Mar 9, 2023 09:20:48 #
Actually, it's the ref look the field that keeps time the whole game. The guy who holds the sign saying how much time has been added is a relatively new addition. It used to be nobody knew until the ref blew the whistle.
Oct 19, 2022 07:23:18 #
I used to grow them. And then I grew Carolina Reapers after that. They're even hotter. I made my own hot sauces and I had to do it outside because the fumes are lethal.
Dec 5, 2019 05:52:49 #
And of course you have to be reminded of Sugar Tit S.C.
Aug 1, 2019 06:05:14 #
A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Bring me a beer and a mop."
Mar 23, 2018 05:40:31 #
I believe they call it pee mail.
May 18, 2017 10:17:58 #
Reminds me very little of the time my ex-wife walked up behind me just as I was telling a friend that before could stop by for a beer that weekend I'd have to clear it with the Dragon Lady. I said, "But Honey, it's true! Every weekend you're 'draggin' me from one mall to the next!"
Wonder why she's my ex?
Wonder why she's my ex?
May 11, 2017 07:14:12 #
Apr 28, 2017 07:59:41 #
We used to have a Dam Bar and Grill...
Apr 25, 2017 07:46:17 #
Don't forget Jimmy Blanton died at 23. He was an incredibly innovative bassist one that probably helped us move from tuba to string bass in jazz.
And the dog in my avatar is named Louie, after Louis Armstrong.
And the dog in my avatar is named Louie, after Louis Armstrong.
Mar 30, 2017 07:07:29 #
I ran into this Morgan at a local pub a couple of years ago. The guy who owns it said it was one of a few that actually survived the blitz during the war.
Jan 24, 2017 07:06:47 #
Oct 20, 2016 08:14:41 #
I'm with Jerry. I still like to look at attractive young women, I just don't remember why...
Jun 8, 2016 12:24:13 #
That joke would work with whatever ethnic persuasion you chose to make fun of. Heck, I'll even use it to make fun of my co-workers...
Feb 10, 2016 07:49:43 #
Reminds me of my favorite photography one liner...
"I'd love to photograph you naked, would you hold the camera while I get undressed?"
"I'd love to photograph you naked, would you hold the camera while I get undressed?"