Cany143 wrote:
Q: Why did the alligator cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to eat you.
(That's a joke, y'know. Everybody knows alligators don't want to eat you. They only want to roll around in the grass --or in the swamp, if there's a swamp handy-- with you.)
Churchill said dealing with the Russians was like looking at an alligator. It was impossible to tell if it was smiling at you or getting ready to eat you for lunch.