I was broken into and robbed of my Cannon DSLR, speed light, 3 lenses, and my bag of many accessories last month. Excuse me if I don't find the humor in your faux anecdote.

Photog601
Check out nyip.com. Looking at your photo I would ask you, do you have a clear subject or theme, did you focus the viewers attention, and last simplify the image. Good luck!