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Jul 6, 2022 16:09:28   #
Stone the size of a fist, thrown or smashed into head of opponent = Assault Weapon.
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Apr 4, 2019 23:24:44   #
chrissybabe wrote:
You wouldn't believe the numbers of times I have tried to get some things to work including reboots, reloads etc. I give it up and try the next day using the same procedure and it WORKS. Almost as if there is a timer on certain functions.


Not too sure about the timer function, however, while I was a technical documentation consultant, I know for certain that there was a deadline sensor in all computers and printers. Get close to the deadline, the sensor kicked in, and Micro$haft Weird really got weird! Oh, sorry, that is Micro$haft Word. LOL
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Jul 15, 2018 20:54:57   #
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Ex-Sergeant, U.S.A.F., 12 years, then had to get out after 'Nam, because I qualified for food stamps and had a mentally ill wife that Congress in its infinite wisdom had decided that enlisted personnel dependents did not deserve emotional mental treatment, and I had to get out to make some money. I had been going for 30, at least I worked my butt off and got an fantastic education in electronics that I could not have afforded out of high school. Neither my family nor I could afford to send me or any of my other three brothers and sister to college.

Blessings on you and yours.

dennis2146 wrote:
A cousin sent this to me today. I have not seen it printed here on the UHH before. My apologies if it has been here before. It certainly can't hurt to be seen again. One man's opinion, and mine. I am certain many will agree. What do you readers think?

Dennis

This is a well-written article about a father who put several of his kids through expensive colleges but one wanted to be a Marine. Interesting observation by this dad. A very interesting commentary that says a lot about our failing and fallen society.

By Frank Schaeffer of the Washington Post

"Before my son became a Marine, I never thought much about who was defending me. Now when I read of the war
on terrorism or the conflict in Afghanistan, it cuts to my heart. When I see a picture of a member of our military who has been killed, I read his or her name very carefully. Sometimes I cry.

In 1999, when the barrel-chested Marine recruiter showed up in dress blues and bedazzled my son John, I did
not stand in the way. John was headstrong, and he seemed to understand these stern, clean men with straight backs and flawless uniforms. I did not. I live in the Volvo-driving, higher education-worshiping North Shore of Boston. I write novels for a living.
I have never served in the military.

It had been hard enough sending my two older children off to Georgetown and New York University. John's enlisting
was unexpected, so deeply unsettling I did not relish the prospect of answering the question, "So where is John going to college?" from the parents who were itching to tell me all about how their son or daughter was going to Harvard.

At the private high school John attended, no other students were going into the military.

"But aren't the Marines terribly Southern?" (Says a lot about open-mindedness in the Northeast) asked one
perplexed mother while standing next to me at the brunch following graduation.

"What a waste, he was such a good student," said another parent.

One parent (a professor at a nearby and rather famous university) spoke up at a school meeting and suggested
that the school should “carefully evaluate what went wrong."

When John graduated from three months of boot camp on Parris Island, 3000 parents and friends were in the
parade deck stands. We parents and our Marines not only were of many races but also were representative of many economic classes.
Many were poor. Some arrived crammed in the backs of pickups, others by bus.

John told me that a lot of parents could not afford the trip.

We in the audience were white and Native American. We were Hispanic, Arab, African American, and Asian.
We were former Marines wearing the scars of battle, or at least baseball caps emblazoned with battles' names. We were Southern whites from Nashville and skinheads from New Jersey, black kids from Cleveland wearing ghetto rags and white ex-cons with ham-hock
forearms defaced by jailhouse tattoos.

We would not have been mistaken for the educated and well-heeled parents gathered on the lawns of John’s private
school a half-year before.

After graduation one new Marine told John, "Before I was a Marine, if I had ever seen you on my block I would've
probably killed you just because you were standing there."

This was a serious statement from one of John’s good friends, a black ex-gang member from Detroit who, as
John said, "would die for me now, just like I'd die for him."

My son has connected me to my country in a way that I was too selfish and insular to experience before. I
feel closer to the waitress at our local diner than to some of my oldest friends. She has two sons in the Corps. They are facing the same dangers as my boy.

When the guy who fixes my car asks me how John is doing, I know he means it. His younger brother is in the
Navy.

Why were I and the other parents at my son's private school so surprised by his choice?

During World War II, the sons and daughters of the most powerful and educated families did their bit. If
the idea of the immorality of the Vietnam War was the only reason those lucky enough to go to college dodged the draft, why did we not encourage our children to volunteer for military service once that war was done?

Have we wealthy and educated Americans all become pacifists? Is the world a safe place? Or have we just gotten
used to having somebody else defend us?

What is the future of our democracy when the sons and daughters of the janitors at our elite universities
are far more likely to be put in harm’s way than are any of the students whose dorms their parents clean?

I feel shame because it took my son's joining the Marine Corps to make me take notice of who is defending
me. I feel hope because perhaps my son is part of a future "greatest generation." As the storm clouds of war gather, at least I know that I can look the men and women in uniform in the eye. My son is one of them. He is the best I have to offer. John is
my heart.

Faith is not about everything turning out OK. Faith is about being OK no matter how things turn out.

Oh, how I wish so many of our younger generations could read this article. It makes me so sad to hear the
way they talk with no respect for what their fathers, grandfathers and great grandfathers experienced so they can live in freedom. Those clowns in pro football that refuse to stand for our flag and national anthem are so clueless. The Hollywood celebrities
that support them are pathetically entitled. Freedom has been replaced with Free-Dumb.
A cousin sent this to me today. I have not seen i... (show quote)
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Jul 4, 2018 15:28:01   #
Plieku69 wrote:
I asked a simaler question months earlier and have not been able to get the answer I need. Two days spent searching the internet and manufactures websites have turned up nothing, well almost nothing except a $1000.00 Fujitsu model.

I need to replace my water damaged office equipment, one item was a long bed scanner. That is one with a 8.5 x 14" bed.
I need to be able to scan historical archive documents, thus the need for a flatbed.

I cannot find any, does anyone know of one???

Please don't say Epson V600, I know how great it is but it is not long enough.

Thanks,
Ken
I asked a simaler question months earlier and have... (show quote)


If you cannot get the correct length scanner, get a standard, and some photostitch software. Scan the top of the document first, then put the bottom of the document against the bottom of the scan bed glass, and scan that. Stitch the two together with the photo stitch software. I used to do this all the time with a Canon 4400 12 inch scan bed scanner. I had a business as a technical documentation consultant.
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Aug 14, 2017 21:39:34   #
Robert Heinlein, in Lazarus Long, "The Lives of Lazarus Long" explained it this way;
Stupidity cannot be cured with money, nor through
education, nor by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin,
the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the
only universal capital crime; the sentence is death,
there is no appeal, and execution is carried out
automatically and without pity.
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May 7, 2017 18:31:20   #
bcheary wrote:
http://twistedsifter.com/2015/07/papercraft-by-maude-white/

Received this in an e-mail from fellow UHHer Bodacious. Thank you Brian.

Makes my pop-up cards look amateurish by comparison.


(Download)


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May 7, 2017 18:23:09   #
Longshadow wrote:

Since the high school and college grads are dumbing down as one comments states, how is it possible that "smart" machines are going to take over?
The next generation won't be smart enough to design them, and the present generation of machines can't do it either. Problem nonexistent (i hope).

It is something to think about though.
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Jan 10, 2017 20:54:08   #
boberic wrote:
Maybe the vacuum needed a new sparkplug

No, I think the fuel injectors needed cleaning.
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Jan 10, 2017 18:54:05   #
jerryc41 wrote:
A friend is offering me his old Dell desktop. I think it's an XPS 8700 or 8500. It doesn't boot - "cannot find a boot drive" - and he has no Dell disks for it. Since it is out of warranty, he cannot download anything from Dell. As I understand it, I would need some kind of system disk specific to this machine to get it working. There should be a way to get this basically good computer working. Maybe installing a new mother board?

you can pick up an external USB disk drive for about 20 bucks. Then any XP windows disk can be used to boot. Used this trick on a laptop that decided the internal disk drive was kaput. After boot, lo and behold, the computer found that the internal drive worked after all. It was a boot problem not the hard drive. Still using that baby, because it will run BASIC, and none of the newer stuff will. Have a lot of BASIC programs I wrote that I use a lot.
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Jan 10, 2017 18:48:30   #
Frank T wrote:
The phone company doesn't tell you that you need to give them 90 days notice prior to dying.

From what I here, only in Detroit and Philly, maybe NYC.
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Jan 8, 2017 18:47:56   #
A retired guy sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says,“Ed, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."

Ed gives it a moment’s thought and says: “Sure! Why not.Where’s the vacuum ?" Half an hour later, Ed comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.


His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum running: I thought you were going to do the vacuuming ?” Exasperated, Ed answers, “The stupid thing is broken: it won't start. We need to buy a new one.”


Really ?” she says, “show me -- it worked fine the last time.” So he shows her.


http://videos.files.wordpress.com/Xblfe4qf/retired-vacum-cleaner_dvd.mp4
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Jan 8, 2017 00:27:35   #
I got an email supposedly from Amazon. It didn't look right, so didn't click the link. Checked with Amazon, it is a fake. Here is the email. If you get one like this DO NOT click the link, just delete.

"Amazon is pleased to inform our customers of online shopping that we have successfully upgraded
to a more secure and encrypted SSL servers to serve our esteemed customers for a better and
more efficient services in this year.

Due to this recent upgrade you are requested to update your account information by following
the reference below using our new secure and safe SSL servers. To validate new secure and
safe SSL servers Click on UPDATE YOUR AMAZON ACCOUNT (This is the link, can't get it to show with this click and paste)

This will help protect you in the future. The process does not take more than 3 minutes.
To proceed to confirm your account information please click on the link below and follow the
instructions that will be required.

Thank you,
Amazon Online Shopping Team"
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Jan 7, 2017 20:32:19   #
charles tabb wrote:
My wife & I have been married for going on 51 years and your story has given me many things to think about.
My main feeling is that the honeymoon isn't over as yet.
Charles

Believe me, our honeymoon wasn't over until she went into the hospital 3 days before she died. I have now found six letters hidden around the house, all of them thanking me for caring for her, and telling me to go get the lady she has picked out for me. We, the lady and I, are seeing each other, because as she says, if we don't "She" will come back and kick our butts! Actually, she has been back several times checking on us, and each time, we feel a swirl in the air, then we hear a chuckle.

She almost made 96 years, missed it by one month. She was 15 years older than I, yet there wasn't any age difference that we ever felt. I am very grateful for the years we did have together, and grateful for the fact she loved me enough to want me to be happy, so picked out her own replacement. Hey, that is a thought, that is how a really good wife gets to make sure her husband follows orders. Right? Pick out your replacement. She had a very wicked sense of humor, she was Virgo, with Taurus rising, and I called her my stubborn perfectionist. We both laughed at that one. The honeymoon is over only when you say it is, never before.

Thanks for your kind words, all of you.
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Jan 4, 2017 19:27:06   #
rmalarz wrote:
I'd have told them to just deduct it from the 9.1K and mail me a check. Deduct the amount it costs for the check, too.
--Bob

They kept telling me they weren't authorized to mail a check. The instant they said that I knew it was a scam. Gubbermint always uses checks. I told them that, and that I used to work in the Gubbermint, and we always used checks. They kept saying they weren't authorized. So I tried to sell them the Golden Gate Bridge ( I live in the bay area). That is when they hung up.
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Jan 4, 2017 16:10:05   #
That is what they told me on the phone, with a very heavy accent, just that they could not send a check for $9100.00 dollars, I would have to go to 7-11 or Walgreen's, to get cash or a gift card, or a direct deposit into my bank account. It was only going to cost me $200.00 to process the paperwork.

I asked them if they would like to put in a bid on a bridge I was selling, great metropolitan area, guaranteed money maker with tolls, painted day-glow orange, and they could bid immediately. They hung up on me, the bums. Now I won't get the grant.
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