Hey Erv, Congratulations ... I kinda looked at college grad day for my three as insurance for not having them come back and move in with us...so far so good!
SteveR wrote:
Actually, of the 8 million signed up, how many were signed up that didn't have healthcare before? I know that my son had to sign up, but the healthcare plan he had went away so he had to sign up again. Ted Kennedy was so excited before he died that the poor would finally get healthcare. The ACA does not provide healthcare to the poor, except through expanded Medicaid....and in a few years states will have to pick up the cost if they bought into it. The actual beneficiaries were those who were denied coverage due to prior illnesses. These people could have been covered without overhauling the entire system....but that's what this was all about in the first place....power, not altruism.
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That is absolutely right...the left hasn't woken up yet it's 3:20 am here...gonna be a lotta pissing and moaning!
Darkroom317 wrote:
We in Arkansas don't want them. Clinton and Pelosi that is.
I don't blame you :thumbup:
Tiny Tim the Squirrel wrote:
That hilarious! :lol:
Yes, I got a chuckle from it too :thumbup:
Regardless of your political persuasion...this is funny!!
Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:
"Nice pigs, sir." The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are
Authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,
"Excellent trade, sir."
I can throw a piece of cookie across the room and my buddy (his name) will catch it in his mouth...then sit and eyeball me for more!
Well, he didn't really tell a lie :thumbup: :thumbup:
Luggerbugs wrote:
I read it to a couple of colleagues earlier and they loved it too. :thumbup:
As first dates go, I would say this one is definitely a classic!!
Twardlow wrote:
Ever read about The French Revolution?
The Treasury story just can't be true.
I think someone made it up.
Typical Turdlow deny it ever happened ...go stick your head in the ground and then you won't have to try to refute anything with your inane drivel :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
gmcase wrote:
That is funny. I wonder what they would have done if it was her tongue that got stuck to the fender? :shock:
That would be decision time :-D
Her First Date
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman had ever had. The winner described her worst first date and there was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah.
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. !! They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to flagpoles immediately came to mind { "A Christmas Story" } as she attempted to disengage her exposed flesh from the icy metal.. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what's taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'.
Jay Leno's comment... 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
If you laughed at this pass it on.
SWINDELL wrote:
No woman wants an 80 years old man?
Maybe an 82 year old woman 8-)