I haven't gotten a call from them in a while...but when I did I would play with them for a bit until they hung up on me.
I would start off...
1. Which computer....I have 4 in the house. "You're Weendoze computer!" 2. I don't have any "Weendoze" computers....they're all Macs. "Oh well.....then we're getting error messages from them." 3. Why do you care? Ignore them. "It means that there's something wrong with your computer." 4. Okay...which of the four? They then give me some fictitious serial number. 5. I don't have those listed....that doesn't help me. 6. Since you're getting the messages....what is the IP address of the computer. (All of the computers are on my home Wi-Fi network....so they all have the same outgoing IP address). They give me one. Nope....none of the my computers have that IP address. 7. At this point, they're getting frustrated with me....and usually hang up.
I haven't gotten a call from them in a while...but... (show quote)
Could I enlist on your network? It sounds highly engineered and would most likely repel those irritating callers. I think it would interface with my micro fluxnomitor bio-enhanced platform perfectly.
I love your response. I wish I could think that fast.
Thanks. Actually I sat down and wrote that after getting one of those calls. I told the caller that I did not have a Windows computer. He said, "Yes you do". I said, "No I don't". After a bit of back and forth I hung up.
I got one of those calls from “Weendows” last night telling me that there was a problem with my computer. I told the guy that I didn’t have “Weendows”. I told him that I developed my own OS called Digitally Operated Open Reiteration System. I call it DOORS. I explained that it uses a special processor that I built called Wide Universal Design. I told him that I simply called it a WUD chip. I further explained that I could open several DOORS at once due to a graphic device called High Intensity Neutron Graphic Engine and that I have three of them installed. I told him that I refer to them as HINGES. They guy hung up on me!