My grandma is "Sophia Loren" on my mom's side and

"Raquel Welch" on my father's side

best of both worlds and I guarantee you, I've yet to go hungry :>)

yes, I suppose that would be a start, but I left my magic marker at home and that "mean widdle kid" next store stole my crayons :-(

My guess after viewing the photo is the elephant is not horny as initially thought, rather he was annoyed with the sound of the horn. Thinking it was that of Obama's voice, the elephant being a symbol of the Republican party stood his grounds in defense of the matter. :mrgreen: :lol:

I guess I failed. Answered four questions wrong that weren't even on the test

Sounds good, I'm on my way now, save me a dish. ...:thumbup:

What the heck!!! You only get one chance in life on the merry-go-round......Enjoy it while you can

Meantime, when is dinner going to be ready...I promise to be on time!!!! ;) :thumbup: :thumbup:

Thank you SIR....have a great day :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Well "Editor-In-Chief". I do at times, but when I intend to piss off those like yourself, I say "what the hell"....
apparently my message is much clearer than you thought, as it worked on you......hahahahha...Have a good day "SIR" ;) ;) :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Maybe so, but don't knock it if you haven't tried it. I promise to send you all 16 of my grandkids after they have filled up on "pints of sugar"....then you will understand the term a little better, ;)

c=DrWilk]Never used pints for a dry measure, always cups etc. before, and now strictly mililiters and kilograms.[/quote]

I'll add my funny to this list: "UP YOURS"

I think all languages know this meaning...... :lol: ;)

Sorry, but I disagree with you sir. I believe he knew all along what he was doing and was ignorant to the fact that a horn could due more damage than just the sound to the ears. The guy with the horn had more patience and resistance than most. Most others would have caused serious injury to the little man without having to use the horn......

Okay bring on Round 2

NYC.....what else is new......:shock: :?:


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Someone should give him an "enema" and stuff his remains into a 5 cc ampule

My 89 year old father is an avid golfer and plays 4-5 times weekly, since moving in with us three years ago. However the family and I have noticed his vision is starting to become a huge problem. The Pro Shop calls us on average once a week and asks that something be done about his vision as other members are complaining that dad often times hits their ball, thinking it is his because he doesn't see well. After convincing dad to see an eye doctor, he returned home from his visit pleased as could be. Told us the doctor has a 92 year old patient named Ed, who happens to have 20-20 vision and enjoys playing golf as well. Dad called Ed as soon as he got home and the two older gents made arrangements to play the next afternoon. After a cordial meeting where both gents shook hands, shared a few jokes, and realized they were practically neighbors having lived just 2 blocks apart, they approached the first "T". Flipping a coin to see who went first, my dad won and takes his place at the first "T" and while setting up. After a few practices swings, he smacks the ball (one of his better drives) straight as an arrow right don the middle of the fairway some 156 yards away. Proud as punch with his super "massive" drive, he turnes to his new friend and says "Did you see it Ed, did you see that smackeroo? He asks: "Ed calmly says "Yes Tom, I did"...Tom (my dad) says "Well, where did it go"? Ed turns his focus towards the fairway, looks up and down as well as side to side as Dad waits ever so patiently and responds .....I forget"...................................
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would you mind telling us which is your favorite to wear moist of the time :oops: