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Feb 21, 2014 07:24:33   #
Willy wrote:
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. This will only become more commonplace as the weather warms.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Perhaps they can't resist my, boyish, good looks. I've been having that problem....repeatedly.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also December 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, and Costco.
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Feb 17, 2014 08:55:45   #
Says me too!
Kings invented TIMITS to control the peasants.
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Feb 16, 2014 17:32:26   #
Thanks Wigoode for a note of sanity.
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Feb 16, 2014 15:27:19   #
Go , fool and pray for peace. Your kind are all tough guys.
I'm a one armed ...former ...warrior.
Your god-fearing Cheney and bush got my friends killed.

Where was your f...King god for them...you dipshit.
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Feb 16, 2014 07:05:15   #
God is deqd
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Feb 8, 2014 16:48:28   #
Yeah, I lost some friends in wars that were started by Dick Cheney and his trained hound. Maybe the Prez is bad, but he did not cause one of my fellow officers to lose both legs to support Halliburton.
You are a racist and not deserving to wear our uniform.
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Feb 8, 2014 16:39:00   #
The T potty is always looking for a conspiracy.
The nazis used similar tactics and blamed the economy on Jews communists and gays.
Perhaps the right wing should reprint the PROTOCOLS OF THE ELDERS OF ZION or print some of the nazi newspapers.
Der Stürmer , Die völkische Beobachter and Der Angriff would be great for you hate mongers.
Go and pray for the return of Josef Goebels
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Feb 8, 2014 15:25:12   #
The kings invented god to control us.
Threats of hell and other horse crap are used to keep us under their control.

Many of the founders were Unitarians not religious fanatics.

When you die...you are gone....period. You had better do your acts of kindness because it makes you feel good .
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Feb 8, 2014 15:18:28   #
See how much good religious beliefs do for Egypt, Syria and all the Muslim nations in Africa.

You'll get pie in the sky when u die, in the mean time the Kock brothers are laughing at the holy folks.
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Feb 8, 2014 12:58:08   #
How do u know that I don't live in a crate under a bridge ?
I have, only, one sleeve. I left one at a reservoir.
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Feb 8, 2014 12:22:58   #
If you can read thank a teacher. If you read it in English, thank a soldier.
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Feb 8, 2014 12:21:54   #
You ignorant fool.
Kerry took one for our team. Despite the efforts of your Kock brothers he is a hero.
I lost much fighting...so shut up with your hatred.

If you claim to be a Christian, what do you think that gentle Jesus would think of your blind hatred ?
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Feb 8, 2014 12:18:36   #
F....k you .
I guess that bigots and haters are allowed.
I'm a wounded veteran and I have respect for the office ...you knuckle dragger.
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Feb 8, 2014 12:16:57   #
Thanks for calling me a loon, you religious freak
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Feb 8, 2014 09:26:57   #
Yes, the black helicopters are hovering, nearby to talke away my guns and any porn in my house.
I will keep an explosive vest on at all times to protect me.

My tinfoil hat will never leave my head...they are trying to steal my thoughts and my PIN numbers.
The antichrist has come....beware, the end is nigh..repent.
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