Posts for: jjohnpdq
Nov 11, 2013 08:23:08 #
"A veteran, whether active duty, retired, National Guard or reserve,
is someone who, at one point in his life wrote a blank check made
payable to "The United States of America" for an amount "up to and including my life."
is someone who, at one point in his life wrote a blank check made
payable to "The United States of America" for an amount "up to and including my life."
Oct 21, 2013 14:00:33 #
Oct 17, 2013 09:44:09 #
Oct 14, 2013 16:51:40 #
To all you photographers out there here is something to inspire you.
And for the rest of us to enjoy!
http://www.yiminghuphoto.com/portfolio/landscape.php
And for the rest of us to enjoy!
http://www.yiminghuphoto.com/portfolio/landscape.php
Oct 6, 2013 09:32:18 #
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I recommend cnet.com for downloading
free
Gimp
also free
I recommend cnet.com for downloading
Sep 5, 2013 08:55:43 #
Jul 28, 2013 07:57:05 #
Car Keys
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.
A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right.
The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location,
confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off"!!!
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
Yep, it's the golden years................
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.
A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right.
The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location,
confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off"!!!
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
Yep, it's the golden years................