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Apr 1, 2015 08:15:00   #
Got to "DID NOAH FISH?" and had to wipe the monitor - Belter - Thank's for the morning laugh :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Mar 31, 2015 07:43:50   #
TucsonCoyote wrote:
God doesn't say Boob !!!! :roll:
Tit is good........plus it's somewhat smaller .....isn't it?? :XD: lol


Tit is very good :twisted:
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Mar 31, 2015 07:10:10   #
jerryc41 wrote:
Clever, but I expected the word "Boob" to enter into this.


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Mar 31, 2015 07:09:18   #
jerryc41 wrote:
Good for the English police. I bet the TSA would have let that guy get on the plane.


You could count on it Jerry :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mar 31, 2015 07:05:26   #
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breath taking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

'Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless tit?'

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
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Mar 31, 2015 06:54:58   #
A secondary school teacher was arrested today at London's Heathrow International airport as he attempted to board an international flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a pair of compasses, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a press conference, a UK Border Control spokesman said he believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Spokesman said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns;" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle.


When asked to comment on the arrest, a police spokesman said,"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
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Mar 25, 2015 08:09:14   #
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Mar 25, 2015 08:06:16   #
Thanks for the laugh bcheary. Funny and probably true!!!
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Mar 22, 2015 06:41:58   #
Ha ha! Bet that shut him up(nicked it for fb)!
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Mar 21, 2015 07:17:49   #
FrodoBaggins wrote:
Hello from The Shire and Welcome to the Hog! I think you will find this place very helpful and enjoyable. 
Just a few helpful hints that I have learned that might help you get started...
1. To answer a comment click on the "quote reply" It will address your comment automatically
2. Click on a person's highlighted handle on their avatar and it will take you to their page. Click on the highlighted "number of topics created"  and you can view their work.
3. While you're on that page add them to a "Buddies List" if you like their work
4. Avail yourself with the download on a post... Often there is so much more in the download

Enjoy The Hog 
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Thanks for the welcome and the tips Frodobaggins, handy to know.
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Mar 19, 2015 12:39:25   #
Fahad wrote:
I've been recently given a project to shoot the wedding of an acquaintance and been asked to quote a price. This is gonna be my second wedding shoot, the first one I did for a friend, was free. I want suggestion on what kinda services/packages should I offer them and how should they be priced? Should I give them only printed photos or should I give them a dvd?

I have no intentions to rip them off in terms of money, I want to keep it reasonable.

Suggestions please....



2 year ago I suffered a heart attack and when I'd recovered, one of the barmaids at the social club where I am chairman, really looked after me. She ran up & down stairs for me & bollocked me if she thought I was doing too much. Last year, she found out her father had cancer (6 month to live) so she brought her wedding plans forward so he could give her away. As a result, her finances were tight so I offered to shoot her wedding as my present, and my way of thanking her for the care she had given me. I had shot one wedding before for a friend and showed her some of the photos

Along with her Album of prints, I gave her a CD of the pics & also a load of effects made with photoshop. Soon these photos were popping up all over facebook and I have been bombarded with requests from other couples.

I don't know where to start with giving a price, or even if I want the responsibility. I do know I spent a lot of time in pp getting everything the way I wanted it.

Here are some of the pics that turned up on facebook

Bride getting ready

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Bridesmaid getting hair done

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Bridesmaid at reception

(Download)
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Mar 18, 2015 10:00:49   #
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Mar 18, 2015 09:55:01   #
Good one!
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Mar 18, 2015 09:48:29   #
You get what you pay for!!
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Mar 17, 2015 08:05:19   #
Doddy wrote:
More great shots Al...well done.


Thank's Doddy, I'll keep them coming!
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