All aliens should be directed to N.Korea.They would then decide no matter how bad their own planet it is preferable to to earth.

Trouble is,satnav is causing us to lose the ability to read maps.I use it and my Garmin has never let me down.

You have missed one out. To assert oven lights never broke until Donald Trump became President.

Prince Harry has become engaged to an American girl.I wonder if she knows how her life will change? I believe she is an independent women,she will need to be strong,the royal family have rather stringent rules. Good luck.

The moment I saw it I said,Buick.Got a feeling it was the model used for hill climbing rallies.Can't remember the model.

A man settled in a top bunk in a sleeper train with an ironing board he was taking home when he noticed a blond across from him, a They got chatting and he invited her over. Sure, she said but how do I get over.
Well, he replied I have something I could extend and you could climb on and get over.
There was a silence and then she said,Wow,that's great but how would I get back?

The precision needed to insert the bulb in the correct sockets equates almost exactly with the precion need to insert a bullet into my assault rifle I need to defend myself.(Bet that gets the ball roling)

You forget that by this stage the subject would have entirely changed,probably the problems of President Trump.f

As an outsider I believe Trump said what needed to be said but he should as President find a more diplomatic language.He comes across as crude.He could make the same points using a different style.

On another note they have started reshowing Frasier on our to.To my mind the best tv to come out of America.

I won't tell you again,raise the lid when you go to the John.

[quote=Doddy]There is a sister carrier planned, and yes jerry, the aircraft is the f-35..at £100 million each on top of the £3 billion for the carrier..And yet half the population is struggling to make ends meet, the road and rail networks are under strain and our Hospitals are under funded..good to see we are getting our priorities right!![/q
I am a very old man who had to fight a war because we had failed to rearm and Hitler took advantage of our weakness..Nothing has changed.In an ideal world you envisage the money would be spent on other things but there are countries that despise weakness so things like carriers are necessary,having said that they are vulnerable to a missile strike and I would like to see the money spent on aircraft.The zrmy could do with beefing up,too.

The carrier is awaiting planes from America.Since I believe the planes are having problems perhaps they decided to use drones
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You are undoubtedly the greatest nation on earth.Ever wonder why you use someone else's language? Mind you I am not complaining,because of your influence English signs are in most places in the world.
I wondered what your language would be called if you had your own? I came up with Yanklip.Any better ideas?

I am a very old man and still play golf.I could not play the sports you mention