It's important to have a living will, so you might want to use this one someone sent to me.
I could live in that nursing home!
Much better than the document my lawyer had me sign.
fourlocks wrote:
Much better than the document my lawyer had me sign.
You mean that standard form that leaves everything you own to him?
Yeah it was really tiny print and he said, "Don't bother to read it; just trust me." I figured I was paying him so much money he must be trustworthy. I'm was sure I could trust a partner in the "Dewey, Cheatum and Howe" law firm.
TriX
Loc: Raleigh, NC
I’m printing and signing it now! Thanks Jerry.
Cheers
Chris
jerryc41 wrote:
It's important to have a living will, so you might want to use this one someone sent to me.
Works for me!! with a few changes.
Hey guys take it easy on lawyers! I'm an attorney and I prepare Health Care Proxies and Living Wills free to my clients because I believe they are extremely important...the one posted is pretty good!
Think I’ll replace mine with this one!
Very similar to mine:
LIVING WILL FORM
I, ____________________________ being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.
Nor in the hands of lawyers/doctors who are interested only in running up the bills to put most of my money in THEIR pockets.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Cookies, Coffee, Ice Cream, The Remote Control, Cookies, Iced Tea, Key-Lime Pie, Cookies, Cheesecake, Steak, or Cookies…
It should be assumed that I won’t ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
At this point, it is time to call in a good classical style Funeral Pianist to come do their thing at my funeral. (I would prefer Mozart’s Piano Concerto #21.)
Signature: ___________________
Date: _________________
I also hear, that in Heaven, they have 24 hour cookie and cheesecake buffets that make everyone up there very happy.
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