Accident...
Feb 15, 2019 16:09:59 #
As I drove my bike, I tried to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, slamming my head.
Stunned and confused, I came out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a brilliant convertible stopped, and a very beautiful woman asked me, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a blouse with a cleavage for which to die ...
She said, "Go up and I'll take you home so I can clean up and put that nasty scratch on your head."
"That's nice of you," I replied, "but I do not think my wife would want me to do that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you still have scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being a little shaken and weak, I accepted, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife will not like it."
We arrived at her house, a few miles away, and after a few cold beers and the bandage, I thanked her and said, "I feel much better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. better go now. "
"Do not be silly!" she said with a smile while unbuttoning her blouse, exposing the most beautiful set of breasts I've ever seen. "Stay for a moment, she will not know, by the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."
Stunned and confused, I came out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a brilliant convertible stopped, and a very beautiful woman asked me, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a blouse with a cleavage for which to die ...
She said, "Go up and I'll take you home so I can clean up and put that nasty scratch on your head."
"That's nice of you," I replied, "but I do not think my wife would want me to do that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you still have scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being a little shaken and weak, I accepted, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife will not like it."
We arrived at her house, a few miles away, and after a few cold beers and the bandage, I thanked her and said, "I feel much better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. better go now. "
"Do not be silly!" she said with a smile while unbuttoning her blouse, exposing the most beautiful set of breasts I've ever seen. "Stay for a moment, she will not know, by the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."
Feb 16, 2019 06:31:28 #
This is a good one, thanks,
FRENCHY wrote:
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hassighedgehog wrote:
Where is the police report on the murder?
It was a dem so they didn't investigate him!
Feb 16, 2019 18:18:29 #
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Ka2azman wrote:
It was a dem so they didn't investigate him!
Adolescent fantasy.
Feb 16, 2019 23:17:55 #
Architect1776 wrote:
Watch out, our village idiot, Thom, will hate you for this. 
He will anyway, the guy is a lost case.
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