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The reason why Ethel changed motel!!
Feb 15, 2019 15:38:29   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
Ethel checked into a Motel on her 75th Birthday, she was lonely and a little depressed at her advancing age, so decided to risk an adventure.

She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself "Tender Tony"..a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.


He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a dime off his well-oiled buns.

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know.

I'll give him a call.


"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!


Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, so she rushed right in, "I hear you give a great massage"
I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.


I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.


Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.


We'll go at it all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!


Now how does that sound ?"

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

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Feb 15, 2019 17:56:12   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Feb 15, 2019 18:23:57   #
dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia
 
oh dear!!!

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Feb 16, 2019 09:29:35   #
sbohne
 
I hate when that happens.

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Feb 16, 2019 12:37:25   #
Blair Shaw Jr Loc: Dunnellon,Florida
 
HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Feb 16, 2019 15:03:04   #
David in Dallas Loc: Dallas, Texas, USA
 
sbohne wrote:
I hate when that happens.
So--you've experienced it?

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Feb 16, 2019 21:06:55   #
cameranut Loc: North Carolina
 
Put brain in gear before moving mouth.

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Feb 16, 2019 21:07:43   #
Architect1776 Loc: In my mind
 
FRENCHY wrote:
Ethel checked into a Motel on her 75th Birthday, she was lonely and a little depressed at her advancing age, so decided to risk an adventure.

She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself "Tender Tony"..a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.


He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a dime off his well-oiled buns.

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know.

I'll give him a call.


"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!


Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, so she rushed right in, "I hear you give a great massage"
I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.


I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.


Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.


We'll go at it all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!


Now how does that sound ?"

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
Ethel checked into a Motel on her 75th Birthday, s... (show quote)



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Feb 17, 2019 01:07:11   #
PhotoNat Loc: Santa Maria, CA
 
Love it! That is so funny!
PhotoNat

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Feb 17, 2019 09:46:13   #
SoftLights Loc: New Orleans, LA
 
Now that's funny!
But, a quick thinking desk clerk could have capitalized on a golden opportunity :)

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Feb 17, 2019 16:36:04   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Whoops!

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