Time to lighten up
Jan 16, 2019 10:07:13 #
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun, His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your welders along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.
Tom got a horrified look on his face.
"She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
Tom replied: “I wasn't."
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun, His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your welders along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.
Tom got a horrified look on his face.
"She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
Tom replied: “I wasn't."
Jan 16, 2019 10:13:33 #
Jan 16, 2019 10:14:12 #
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Jan 17, 2019 06:19:33 #
Jan 17, 2019 09:46:53 #
A older woman in Florida is at a senior social. She goes over to a man and says to him “ you look like my 4th husband. He says 4th!?!? How many times have you been married? She replies “ 3”
Jan 17, 2019 10:25:14 #
tenor57 wrote:
A older woman in Florida is at a senior social. She goes over to a man and says to him “ you look like my 4th husband. He says 4th!?!? How many times have you been married? She replies “ 3”
Jan 18, 2019 00:10:25 #
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