Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

Seasonal Safety

Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this Christmas season.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by *****holes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and s**t like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

Have A Belated Merry Christmas & Happy New Year !

Cheers and Beers
Graham
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PS: I have censored this as deemed necessary to comply with UHH strict, stringent Victorian or earlier, children's guidelines..... (;-)) (;-))

MSW

good advice - - I make it a point to stay at home on 'amateur night,' when people who can't hold their liquor and drive badly even when sober decide it's OK to get 'fired up' and take their cars around as though they were cum laude graduates of the Helen Keller Driving School.

polonois Loc: Lancaster County,PA.

What percentage is from people playing with their phones,75?

tshift Loc: Overland Park, KS.

Love it!

Tom

PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place

Great one Graham!!

Don

Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.

About half the drivers I see on the road today are on the cell phones. God help us.

Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York

I think it would be better if these inconsiderate fools used the phone in their kitchen you know the one with the white cord that is hanging down.