Senior parachute club
Dec 27, 2018 18:02:50 #
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do
something useful with my time.
"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked. Talking about my “doing something useful” seems to be her favourite topic of conversation.
She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to
the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas. So, I did and when I
got home, decided to play a prank on her.
I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 71-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!"
The line went dead.
something useful with my time.
"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked. Talking about my “doing something useful” seems to be her favourite topic of conversation.
She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to
the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas. So, I did and when I
got home, decided to play a prank on her.
I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 71-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!"
The line went dead.
Dec 27, 2018 18:51:01 #
Dec 27, 2018 19:36:36 #
Dec 28, 2018 07:23:40 #
Dec 28, 2018 07:29:49 #
Dec 28, 2018 07:43:34 #
Dec 28, 2018 07:45:12 #
Dec 28, 2018 09:29:40 #
Five a week sounds about right. Do you have the address of that place? : )
Dec 28, 2018 10:31:17 #
So where can I sign up for the Prostitute Club, can I bring my camera?
Dec 28, 2018 11:52:13 #
Dec 28, 2018 23:38:48 #
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Jan 10, 2019 00:16:53 #
It's good you did'nt post the contact number for your club. I'm afraid you'd find some fellow hoggers at your next meeting.
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