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Nov 11, 2018 07:49:34   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
Well, GoGo certainly produced an excellent painting--those eyes are captivating!
Please give him my regards.

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Nov 11, 2018 08:08:52   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Nice one

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Nov 11, 2018 08:56:13   #
DragonsLady Loc: Los Alamos, NM
 
Excellent work! Anyone looking at that portrait would know to do-as-she-says or suffer the consequences. I suspect Go-Go was swallowing a last gulp of Joy Juice when he noticed what her eyes were saying. Then being terrified of the threat of 'green', went begging you for more of the Juice so he could finish what he'd seen in his delusions. As always, love your stories and your artistic photographic efforts.

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Nov 11, 2018 09:44:37   #
Jolly Roger Loc: Dorset. UK
 
It is difficult to imagine what thoughts passed through the dark and devious mind of the Dark Lady as she appraised the transcendental portrait. Maybe it was an eventual cursory nod of approval or I suspect it could be that she was weighing up the pro's and con's to certain acts of atonement that she was considering unleashing upon GoGo van Gogh for his presumption of familiarity with her ?
Was someone else hidden within the room, awaiting a predesignated signal from her, for him to drag GoGo off to the dungeons, clap him in irons and do unspeakable acts of revenge upon him. If I whisper it I think it should be ok. No.1 act would likely be "All Joy Juice privileges denied". Gasp !!
I guess only time will tell.

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Nov 11, 2018 09:59:59   #
Marionsho Loc: Kansas
 
Treepusher wrote:
GoGo van Goghgogh wracked his brain (no easy task, embalmed as it normally was in Plutonium Joy Juice) and finally remembered whose portrait he had promised to paint. He worked feverishly to finish the project, neither sleeping nor eating, and interrupting his efforts only long enough to run downstairs and pester me for more Joy Juice (as the Ministry's astronaut/custodian, I have the keys to Martian's liquor cabinet...). Knowing the strain he was under, I couldn't say no.

At last the job was done, and an exhausted GoGo called Dark Lady Kimberly up to his studio. She stared at the portrait expressionless for many minutes, then finally turned to him. She nodded once, and left.
GoGo van Goghgogh wracked his brain (no easy task,... (show quote)

Neither sleeping nor eating? What's in that "joy juice"? Where do you get it? Is it for sell?

Unbelievably well done.

Thanks Randy,
Marion

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Nov 11, 2018 10:08:47   #
rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona
 
Superb!!! Captivating also comes to mind.
--Bob
Treepusher wrote:
GoGo van Goghgogh wracked his brain (no easy task, embalmed as it normally was in Plutonium Joy Juice) and finally remembered whose portrait he had promised to paint. He worked feverishly to finish the project, neither sleeping nor eating, and interrupting his efforts only long enough to run downstairs and pester me for more Joy Juice (as the Ministry's astronaut/custodian, I have the keys to Martian's liquor cabinet...). Knowing the strain he was under, I couldn't say no.

At last the job was done, and an exhausted GoGo called Dark Lady Kimberly up to his studio. She stared at the portrait expressionless for many minutes, then finally turned to him. She nodded once, and left.
GoGo van Goghgogh wracked his brain (no easy task,... (show quote)

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Nov 11, 2018 11:06:23   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
nimbushopper wrote:


Thanks, nimbushopper. Glad you liked this one. GoGo got it done after all, lol. Of course, the threat of green time hanging over your head is a great incentive!

Thanks for those thumbs and your visit, always very much appreciated!

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Nov 11, 2018 11:09:26   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
jaymatt wrote:
Well, GoGo certainly produced an excellent painting--those eyes are captivating!
Please give him my regards.


Thanks, John. GoGo may have had the idea that green time might become a permanent way of life for him if he didn't get this one finished, lol! Lucky for him she liked it and he won't be having bugs for lunch today!

Thanks for the very kind words and your visit, always very much appreciated!

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Nov 11, 2018 11:16:46   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
DragonsLady wrote:
Excellent work! Anyone looking at that portrait would know to do-as-she-says or suffer the consequences. I suspect Go-Go was swallowing a last gulp of Joy Juice when he noticed what her eyes were saying. Then being terrified of the threat of 'green', went begging you for more of the Juice so he could finish what he'd seen in his delusions. As always, love your stories and your artistic photographic efforts.


Thanks, DragonsLady. Between you and me, I think GoGo knew being green would become a permanent way of life if he didn't get this one done and pronto. And one gets no Joy Juice when one is green, does one? Given that he practically lives for the stuff, he had an extra incentive to see this one through to the end as quickly as possible.

Glad you had a smile from this bit of fun, and thanks as always for your fun comments and visit, always enjoyed and very much appreciated!

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Nov 11, 2018 11:27:37   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
Jolly Roger wrote:
It is difficult to imagine what thoughts passed through the dark and devious mind of the Dark Lady as she appraised the transcendental portrait. Maybe it was an eventual cursory nod of approval or I suspect it could be that she was weighing up the pro's and con's to certain acts of atonement that she was considering unleashing upon GoGo van Gogh for his presumption of familiarity with her ?
Was someone else hidden within the room, awaiting a predesignated signal from her, for him to drag GoGo off to the dungeons, clap him in irons and do unspeakable acts of revenge upon him. If I whisper it I think it should be ok. No.1 act would likely be "All Joy Juice privileges denied". Gasp !!
I guess only time will tell.
It is difficult to imagine what thoughts passed th... (show quote)


Thanks, Roger. I think GoGo would rather hear a death sentence pronounced upon him than have his Joy Juice priveledges rescinded! No Joy Juice? That IS a fate worse than death, lol!

Dark Lady Kimberly of course bore no animosity towards GoGo (or at least no more than usual, as he hadn't made a pass at her since Halloween night...). I think she was getting a little impatient for her promised portrait, however. Since she had rescued poor GoGo from returning to his old job as a Rumanian goatherd, she had every right to expect a little 'thank you' from him. And when that 'thank you' isn't forthcoming, Dark Ladies are expert at using green time as a way of hurrying things along. And since green time equals no Joy Juice, GoGo was understandably nervous!

Thanks for the fun comments and your visit, always enjoyed and appreciated!

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Nov 11, 2018 11:30:24   #
Tazzy Loc: Tampa area
 
Dramatic, very good

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Nov 11, 2018 11:44:58   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
Marionsho wrote:
Neither sleeping nor eating? What's in that "joy juice"? Where do you get it? Is it for sell?

Unbelievably well done.

Thanks Randy,
Marion


Thanks, Marion. The formula for the Martian's Plutonium Joy Juice is one of his most closely guarded secrets. We suspect it's based on his Plutonium Fertilizer formula (and may in fact be the same thing!) but he's not talking.

Here in the States, it's completely unavailable except for parties here in the Ministry, and is always kept under lock and key (as astronaut/custodian for the Ministry, of course I have a key, which--besides my sparkling yet humble personality--is why I'm GoGo's best friend...).

Outside the Ministry, however, the Martian's entire inventory goes to supply his chain of Chicha/Joy Juice Emporiums back in Peru. www.uglyhedgehog.com/t-300350-1.html

A huge money maker, and run by the former Mexican pharmaceutical executive, Hector, at the Martian's behest. All profits are put into Peruvian Llama Lotion, for which there is an enormous worldwide market.

; )

Thanks for the laughs and your visit, always greatly enjoyed and appreciated!

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Nov 11, 2018 11:47:40   #
cessnalvr Loc: West virginia
 
Wow. I think you did an awesome job

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Nov 11, 2018 11:54:31   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
rmalarz wrote:
Superb!!! Captivating also comes to mind.
--Bob


Thanks, Bob. A very pretty lady, who in real life happens to sell real estate locally. Her photo appears on signs around town, all very nicely taken and very eye-catching (I'd sure buy whatever she's selling! I suspect she could sell refrigerators to Eskimos...). But of course my images of her as Dark Lady Kimberly are far more unique, something no normal photographer would do, operant word being 'normal,' lol.

Thanks for your very kind comments and visit, always greatly appreciated!

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Nov 11, 2018 13:26:04   #
Linda2 Loc: Yakima Wa.
 
Always enjoy the stories Randy. Better than Netflix! Long live the Ministry!!!

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