Old joke:
Mr. Smith goes to a psychiatrist. "My wife says I'm obsessed with sex. I agreed to see you so I can prove her wrong."
"OK," says the psychiatrist. "Let's try a little test."
The doc shows him a picture of a triangle. "What does this remind you of?" he asks.
"Sex", answers the patient.
He holds up a picture of a square. "And this?"
"Sex."
Next, he holds up a circle. "How about this?"
"Sex."
The doctor takes a deep breath, and says, "Mr. Smith, I'm afriad you're obsessed with sex."
Smith is outraged. "Obsessed with sex!? You're the one showing me all the dirty pictures!"
polonois wrote:
Old joke:
Mr. Smith goes to a psychiatrist. "My wife says I'm obsessed with sex. I agreed to see you so I can prove her wrong."
"OK," says the psychiatrist. "Let's try a little test."
The doc shows him a picture of a triangle. "What does this remind you of?" he asks.
"Sex", answers the patient.
He holds up a picture of a square. "And this?"
"Sex."
Next, he holds up a circle. "How about this?"
"Sex."
The doctor takes a deep breath, and says, "Mr. Smith, I'm afriad you're obsessed with sex."
Smith is outraged. "Obsessed with sex!? You're the one showing me all the dirty pictures!"
Old joke: br br Mr. Smith goes to a psychiatrist.... (
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I think Moses told that one in the Bible! 😜
BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
After 3 visits with a psychiatrist, he declares,
"Mrs. Smith, you are crazy."
She says, "I want a second opinion."
He says, "OK, You are ugly too."
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