djmills wrote:
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychaitrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."
Reminds me of one of my friends' favorite lines: "There is no god, and I am his prophet."