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Adult Classes for Women Taught by Men - NOT PC!
Jan 17, 2018 17:09:43   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
Location: The Adult Learning Center
Registration Must Be Completed By February 28, 2018
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat, Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping? Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase - Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials & Be Quiet During the Program. Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch - They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right! Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


For all guys and gals who have a sense of humor!

From Guys in the Witness Protection Program

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Jan 17, 2018 19:33:11   #
Joe Blow
 
Does Class 10 include practical experience?

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Jan 18, 2018 07:20:01   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
BBurns wrote:
Location: The Adult Learning Center
Registration Must Be Completed By February 28, 2018
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat, Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping? Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase - Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials & Be Quiet During the Program. Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch - They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right! Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


For all guys and gals who have a sense of humor!

From Guys in the Witness Protection Program
Location: The Adult Learning Center br Registratio... (show quote)



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Jan 18, 2018 09:03:21   #
SpeedyGraphic Loc: Colchester, CT USA
 
Too funny!
I have an analog brain for copy and paste. Can someone help me out here so I can pass this on?????
SpeedyGraphic shutterbuge5@gmail.com Thanks

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Jan 18, 2018 09:34:07   #
donrosshill Loc: Delaware & Florida
 
He, He, Boy are you going to be in trouble.

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Jan 18, 2018 10:03:55   #
SpeedyGraphic Loc: Colchester, CT USA
 
I know, I know!
I just can't help myself. HA!

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Jan 18, 2018 10:41:58   #
DragonsLady Loc: Los Alamos, NM
 
Those were good.

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Jan 18, 2018 11:53:17   #
Kuzano
 
SpeedyGraphic wrote:
Too funny!
I have an analog brain for copy and paste. Can someone help me out here so I can pass this on?????
SpeedyGraphic shutterbuge5@gmail.com Thanks


That class is taught for men, ...... by women!!

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Jan 18, 2018 15:16:43   #
Popeye Loc: LifIno
 
Oldest daughter lives in a large city and can't thank me enough for teaching her how to parallel park.

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Jan 18, 2018 19:02:52   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 
Is there a test at the end of each class?

Don

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Jan 20, 2018 09:35:35   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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Jan 20, 2018 21:35:19   #
gjgallager Loc: North Central CT & Space Coast Florida
 
Number 8 got a good laugh out of me!!!!

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Jan 29, 2018 06:58:47   #
grillmaster5062
 
Very good! A whole lot of truth here!

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