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90th Birthday Lady and a Snotty Hotel Manager.......Graham
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Jan 17, 2018 07:43:41   #
Nosaj Loc: Sarasota, Florida
 
Yes!

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Jan 17, 2018 08:12:48   #
csruble
 
Swede wrote:
Judging by the responses of your last 50 or so "jokes" it might be time to find new subject matter- or, something that's new and funny, or at least one one them, new or funny.

Swede


Swede, many of us wake up every day hoping to just make it through the day. A little humor here and there helps, no matter if it is old or new, funny or only mildly amusing. Why is it necessary to be so mean spirited towards Graham? If you don't appreciate his contributions, just pass them by--easy enough. But calling him out and ruining his day just makes you look like a jackhole, and we have enough of those people in the world already without adding another.

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Jan 17, 2018 08:21:49   #
Country Boy Loc: Beckley, WV
 
You made my morning, I loved your jokes. If someone complains about your last 50 jokes, I would disregard the comment. If they read 50 of them and still open your posts they are hooked and just don't want to face reality! Have a great day!

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Jan 17, 2018 08:30:57   #
SonyBug
 
Graham Thirkill wrote:
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And his previous Insults

"Quote Judging by the responses of your last 50 or so "jokes" it might be time to find new subject matter- or, something that's new and funny, or at least one one them, new or funny.
Swede quote"
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Before I deal with your comments about me I wish you to know that you are disgusting Iv'e seen your conspiracy with your other attic dwellers, setting your little gang against ChrisT. All of you should be ashamed of yourselves and be thrown off this forum immediately. That's what I would do to all of you, who are in this conspiracy, against another forum member. I have all your names and your messages. I may start a thread in the attic and post all the sneaky slimey messages and name and shame the lot of you.


Mr swede or are you a Swede, I don't know ?????but you obviously know me. What I post on here, has nothing at all to do with an individual like you. You say you are "premitedQUOTE" I have never heard that word before. If you are unhappy about me posting at least ten posts this morning report me to Admin. Also you said "I counted 10 this morning alone, of which I haven't
seen somewhere before"quote, What on earth are you talking about, you are just contradicting yourself. Swede or turnip whatever your name is, in the past sixteen days, my posts have had just over 80,000 hits. So my stuff is enjoyable to quite a few people. How many hits have your topics registered. Or are you too busy with your cohorts, conspiring against a fellow forum member.

GrahamThirkill
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Graham, I love your jokes. Now it may be that at 78 years young, I forget them as soon as I hear them, so retelling only makes me laugh at each one over again, but today, yours was great.

Now I do remember Swede and his ornery self. So, just forget him. He does not represent me or many others for that matter. I prefer to laugh in my short time left here on the Blue Planet, and he can be a curmudgeon all by himself in BC.

Just keep posting the jokes. I love every one!!!

Dick from Nashville TN.

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Jan 17, 2018 09:16:40   #
digit-up Loc: Flushing, Michigan
 
Graham Thirkill wrote:
You are so extremely, amazingly, wonderfully kind and unbelievably friendly, your warmth reaches out to me from your caring loving tender heart, unique really
in absolute true fact, this is the first time I have ever had a comment like this before. I thank you most very sincerely from the bottom of my heart. It's lovely when my efforts are received and explained by such a wonderful, polite, adorable, fantastic, awesome brilliant, fabulous, magnificent, tremendous, superb, wondrous, astounding, stupendous, awe-inspiring, phenominal, dynamic, miraculous gentleman as you appear to be. I am overwhelmed with your kindness, thoughtfulness, courtesy, decency, cordiality, magnanimity and benevolence. Have an incomparable, topnotch, divine day.


As YOU are so sensatioally different,

Cheers and Champagne
A very very humble
Graham
098
You are so extremely, amazingly, wonderfully kind ... (show quote)
I've put on my hip-boots, to say that I hope the Swedes' comments convinced you to bring more of your humor and jokes to us at the hogg. Old or new, what is the harm(NONE) and not all of us are as worldly and up to the minute, as the swede, And almost NONE of us are as rude!! Keep em comming. RJM

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Jan 17, 2018 09:20:08   #
digit-up Loc: Flushing, Michigan
 
Swede wrote:
Another heartfelt reply from another member of the "Warm and fuzzy critiques only" need reply club. There is a several members on this forum, bet you can name a few of them,

In MY opinion, which I believe I am premited. Some times too much is just that. I counted 10 this morning alone, of which I haven't seen somewhere else. Would you go and see a comedian that his/her entire act is nothing but old jokes?

Swede
Another heartfelt reply from another member of the... (show quote)


Would you rudely make comments to a comedian that didn't know that you had seen his routine? You truly must be a wonderfully PLEASENT pal....To someone??

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Jan 17, 2018 09:46:49   #
Graveman Loc: Indiana
 
Keep posting, sometimes the old ones remind of the first time I heard them. Pleasant memories.

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Jan 17, 2018 10:05:55   #
amyinsparta Loc: White county, TN
 
Keep them coming, Graham! I love them!

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Jan 17, 2018 10:47:18   #
catgirl Loc: las vegas
 
Graham Thirkill wrote:
90th birthday Lady


A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 90th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..

When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.

She demanded to know why the charge was so high “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms aren’t worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay – I didn’t even have breakfast!”

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the ‘standard rate,’ and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.

She insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: “This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use.”

“But I didn’t use them.”

”Well, they are here, and you could have.”

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
“We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here.”

“But I didn’t go to any of those shows..” She Pleaded.

“Well, we have them, and you could have.” was the reply.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied,
“But I didn’t use it!” and the Manager countered with his
standard response.

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.

“But Madam, this check is for only $50.00” “That’s correct” she replied “I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me.”

“But I didn’t sleep with you madam!” said the manager

“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”!!


Cheers and Beers Graham 098
90th birthday Lady br br br A lady decided to gi... (show quote)



Love your jokes Graham don’t stop

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Jan 17, 2018 10:58:34   #
tshift Loc: Overland Park, KS.
 
Graham Thirkill wrote:
90th birthday Lady


A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 90th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..

When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.

She demanded to know why the charge was so high “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms aren’t worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay – I didn’t even have breakfast!”

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the ‘standard rate,’ and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.

She insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: “This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use.”

“But I didn’t use them.”

”Well, they are here, and you could have.”

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
“We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here.”

“But I didn’t go to any of those shows..” She Pleaded.

“Well, we have them, and you could have.” was the reply.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied,
“But I didn’t use it!” and the Manager countered with his
standard response.

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.

“But Madam, this check is for only $50.00” “That’s correct” she replied “I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me.”

“But I didn’t sleep with you madam!” said the manager

“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”!!


Cheers and Beers Graham 098
90th birthday Lady br br br A lady decided to gi... (show quote)


Graham, You just keep doing what you are doing. You are enjoyed by the majority of people here on this forum. And by the way who the hell is Swede, have never read anything from him before that I can remember. Apparently he has been mistreated somewhere along the line and wants to take it out on everyone else. Makes me want to cry!! (NOT)!! Thanks

TOM

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Jan 17, 2018 11:03:40   #
Iwantitall Loc: Chicago (south side)
 
How can making even one person laugh be a bad thing? So you read the post.....heard the joke before.....and absolutely felt compelled to gripe about it?
The sign of a miserable person in any book. To Graham......👍 thank you for all your posts.
Mike

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Jan 17, 2018 11:06:00   #
Jim Plogger Loc: East Tennessee
 
Graham Thirkill wrote:
You are so extremely, amazingly, wonderfully kind and unbelievably friendly, your warmth reaches out to me from your caring loving tender heart, unique really
in absolute true fact, this is the first time I have ever had a comment like this before. I thank you most very sincerely from the bottom of my heart. It's lovely when my efforts are received and explained by such a wonderful, polite, adorable, fantastic, awesome brilliant, fabulous, magnificent, tremendous, superb, wondrous, astounding, stupendous, awe-inspiring, phenominal, dynamic, miraculous gentleman as you appear to be. I am overwhelmed with your kindness, thoughtfulness, courtesy, decency, cordiality, magnanimity and benevolence. Have an incomparable, topnotch, divine day.


As YOU are so sensatioally different,

Cheers and Champagne
A very very humble
Graham
098
You are so extremely, amazingly, wonderfully kind ... (show quote)



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Jan 17, 2018 11:09:18   #
Jim Plogger Loc: East Tennessee
 
lone ranger wrote:
Great Stuff.......Graham, please keep your wonderful jokes coming.......I"m one of your biggest fans...



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Jan 17, 2018 11:42:12   #
fhadfield
 
Graham, keep them coming. As for you swede, get lost!

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Jan 17, 2018 11:45:23   #
Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.
 
Swede wrote:
Crushed




I wish you were crushed, under a steam roller.


I shan't be bothering with you again, turnip or whatever your name is, you are crushed and chopped byyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cheers and beers
Graham
098

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