The Elderly Golfer:
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house.
As he passes through the doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
COLD BEER..................$2.50
HAMBURGER...............$3.50
CHEESEBURGER.........$4.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH..$4.75
HAND JOB................$150.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the Elderly Golfer walks up to the bar & beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.
She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
“Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. May I help you sir?”
The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand jobs around here?”
She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am. I give the best hand jobs around.”
The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, “Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”
NOt too many funny jokes these days. Thanks! This one made me chuckle. Now, I want a cheeseburger. ;o)
Excellent unexpected twist at the end of the joke!
Gave up golf in 1994. This has given me the incentive to give it another try. Good one!
This was funny but you forgot to mention where the golf course was....
Blue Ash (Cincinnati) OH.
Very funny and quite a twist at the end. I wasn't expecting that ending.
I always have someone else make my cheeseburgers, because you know..........................
Sometimes there's no soap near the sink.
rehess
Loc: South Bend, Indiana, USA
I don't understand "hope this doesn't offend anyone" in titles.
Is this a warning to sensitive souls to avoid thread or does it serve some other function??
rehess wrote:
I don't understand "hope this doesn't offend anyone" in titles.
Is this a warning to sensitive souls to avoid thread or does it serve some other function??
I have seen where some people have been upset by certain jokes. I figured I be safe😀
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