Ghost Sex
Jun 7, 2016 23:15:01 #
A visiting professor at Florida State University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
Ahmed replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
Ahmed replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"
--Bob
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
Ahmed replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
Ahmed replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"
--Bob
Jun 8, 2016 07:14:44 #
reindeer
Loc: London U.K.
A racist joke by a semi educated hick in bad taste, considering Paul has been sodomizing horses for along time.
Jun 8, 2016 09:49:18 #
Jun 8, 2016 10:26:26 #
sarge69 is right.i reckon there's not much of a future for a stand up comic in the middle east huh?
Jun 8, 2016 11:43:50 #
Jun 8, 2016 12:03:44 #
reindeer wrote:
A racist joke by a semi educated hick in bad taste, considering Paul has been sodomizing horses for along time.
Well, better to sodomize a horse than be sodomized by a horse!
Jun 8, 2016 12:24:13 #
That joke would work with whatever ethnic persuasion you chose to make fun of. Heck, I'll even use it to make fun of my co-workers...
Jun 8, 2016 12:59:47 #
Earworms wrote:
Well, better to sodomize a horse than be sodomized by a horse!
Oh, oh! Wow! You have that right!
Jun 8, 2016 16:32:42 #
I Liked It. A Lot.
reindeer wrote:
A racist joke by a semi educated hick in bad taste, considering Paul has been sodomizing horses for along time.
Jun 9, 2016 10:15:39 #
reindeer
Loc: London U.K.
To each his own taste. I believe a farmer in Iowa died of being sodomized by a horse recently. It was in the Press.
Jun 9, 2016 10:30:06 #
i just read a story on the net about a pakistan mother who set her daughter on fire & burned her alive. nice customs they got there huh reindeer?
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