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Jul 14, 2014 16:57:13   #
Bob Yankle Loc: Burlington, NC
 
During a long day of looking around Cabela's, a couple of my friends and I stopped in at Hooter's for some hot wings and drinks.

After being there for a while, one of the servers asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told her "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I'm old, tired, and have to pee a lot."

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Jul 14, 2014 17:11:40   #
Bmac Loc: Long Island, NY
 
I may have said....."all of them!" :twisted:

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Jul 14, 2014 17:22:44   #
Bob Yankle Loc: Burlington, NC
 
Bmac wrote:
I may have said....."all of them!" :twisted:


Good luck with that.

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Jul 14, 2014 17:31:22   #
Bmac Loc: Long Island, NY
 
Bob Yankle wrote:
Good luck with that.

Hahaha.....why would I need luck? Hey, you don't have to be able to eat all the candy in the store. Sometimes just looking at it will (must) suffice. :wink:

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Jul 14, 2014 17:38:09   #
Bob Yankle Loc: Burlington, NC
 
Bmac wrote:
Hahaha.....why would I need luck? Hey, you don't have to be able to eat all the candy in the store. Sometimes just looking at it will (must) suffice. :wink:


Yep, I tell my wife something like that when she fusses at me for looking at a good-looking women. "Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu."

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Jul 14, 2014 18:01:37   #
BasqueLady Loc: Woodburn OR
 
I like your response :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jul 14, 2014 19:49:23   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
I used to work at the Meyerson Symphony Center in Dallas. We had one elevator that kept breaking down, and the fire department would have to come and extricate patrons, including one older lady in her 90's. The elevator never got fixed, however, until Stanley Marcus got stuck on it. It was fixed the next day. Go figure!!

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Jul 14, 2014 19:51:16   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
Bmac wrote:
Hahaha.....why would I need luck? Hey, you don't have to be able to eat all the candy in the store. Sometimes just looking at it will (must) suffice. :wink:


When I'm 85, set me on the beach in Rio and let me die happy!!

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Jul 14, 2014 21:37:54   #
willstaff Loc: Daytona Beach, Fl
 
Bob Yankle wrote:
Yep, I tell my wife something like that when she fusses at me for looking at a good-looking women. "Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu."


Every now and then my wife of 50 years will catch me looking at a particularly attractive and shapely young lady at the beach and will tell me. "Old man if you caught that it would kill you ...... And if it doesn't I just might."

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Jul 15, 2014 00:29:19   #
Bmac Loc: Long Island, NY
 
SteveR wrote:
When I'm 85, set me on the beach in Rio and let me die happy!!

Why wait till then? You may not even realize you are happy at that age. :XD:

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Jul 15, 2014 00:47:47   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
Bmac wrote:
Why wait till then? You may not even realize you are happy at that age. :XD:


The beach at Rio would kill me now.

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Jul 15, 2014 01:18:59   #
Bob Yankle Loc: Burlington, NC
 
My Dad used to tell my Mom he was going to trade her in for 2 20's. And she came right back at him, "Old man, you're not wired for 220."

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Jul 15, 2014 05:03:24   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
You know your getting past it when you think like that..LOL.
Reminds of a big beautiful busty woman who gets in the lift and says to a young man "can you press one please"...he couldn't remember much after that!!!

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Jul 15, 2014 07:13:15   #
swimbob Loc: Columbia, S.C.
 
I had an uncle who once said, "I still like to look at young beautiful women, but for the life of me I can't remember why!"

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Jul 15, 2014 08:51:15   #
GeneB Loc: Chattanooga Tennessee
 
SteveR wrote:
When I'm 85, set me on the beach in Rio and let me die happy!!


I just read an article on the beaches of Rio and it was not good. Raw sewage is dumped into the ocean at an alarming rate which means the beaches are closed for much of the year as unsafe to be in. So you might want to rethink that.

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