During a long day of looking around Cabela's, a couple of my friends and I stopped in at Hooter's for some hot wings and drinks.
After being there for a while, one of the servers asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told her "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I'm old, tired, and have to pee a lot."
Bmac
Loc: Long Island, NY
I may have said....."all of them!" :twisted:
Bmac
Loc: Long Island, NY
Bob Yankle wrote:
Good luck with that.
Hahaha.....why would I need luck? Hey, you don't have to be able to eat all the candy in the store. Sometimes just looking at it will (must) suffice. :wink:
Bmac wrote:
Hahaha.....why would I need luck? Hey, you don't have to be able to eat all the candy in the store. Sometimes just looking at it will (must) suffice. :wink:
Yep, I tell my wife something like that when she fusses at me for looking at a good-looking women. "Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu."
I like your response :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I used to work at the Meyerson Symphony Center in Dallas. We had one elevator that kept breaking down, and the fire department would have to come and extricate patrons, including one older lady in her 90's. The elevator never got fixed, however, until Stanley Marcus got stuck on it. It was fixed the next day. Go figure!!
Bmac wrote:
Hahaha.....why would I need luck? Hey, you don't have to be able to eat all the candy in the store. Sometimes just looking at it will (must) suffice. :wink:
When I'm 85, set me on the beach in Rio and let me die happy!!
Bob Yankle wrote:
Yep, I tell my wife something like that when she fusses at me for looking at a good-looking women. "Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu."
Every now and then my wife of 50 years will catch me looking at a particularly attractive and shapely young lady at the beach and will tell me. "Old man if you caught that it would kill you ...... And if it doesn't I just might."
Bmac
Loc: Long Island, NY
SteveR wrote:
When I'm 85, set me on the beach in Rio and let me die happy!!
Why wait till then? You may not even realize you are happy at that age. :XD:
Bmac wrote:
Why wait till then? You may not even realize you are happy at that age. :XD:
The beach at Rio would kill me now.
My Dad used to tell my Mom he was going to trade her in for 2 20's. And she came right back at him, "Old man, you're not wired for 220."
Doddy
Loc: Barnard Castle-England
You know your getting past it when you think like that..LOL.
Reminds of a big beautiful busty woman who gets in the lift and says to a young man "can you press one please"...he couldn't remember much after that!!!
I had an uncle who once said, "I still like to look at young beautiful women, but for the life of me I can't remember why!"
GeneB
Loc: Chattanooga Tennessee
SteveR wrote:
When I'm 85, set me on the beach in Rio and let me die happy!!
I just read an article on the beaches of Rio and it was not good. Raw sewage is dumped into the ocean at an alarming rate which means the beaches are closed for much of the year as unsafe to be in. So you might want to rethink that.
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