Two little old ladies.
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Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower showโ!
"You're on!โ said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.
She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.โบ
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.
"What happened?โ asked Connie.
"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"
Life is short...
Break the rules ๐ท๐นโค๐
"In the world of rules, there are no rules, only fools". Ogden Nash-from Carnival of the Animals.
AviRoad
Loc: Westchester County, NY
Excellent in a funny way!
If it was Charlie and Joe, the prize, ofc, would be Best Hanging Fruit.
Fayle
Loc: Seward, Alaska and Rionegro, Colombia
bcheary wrote:
Received this from an e-mail buddy.
๐ต Two Little Old ladies ๐ต
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower showโ!
"You're on!โ said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.
She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.โบ
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.
"What happened?โ asked Connie.
"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"
Life is short...
Break the rules ๐ท๐นโค๐
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