Farmers Brown & Jones had adjoining farms for years and didn't get along at all.
One night after supper, Farmer Brown knocked on Farmer Jones's door. When Farmer Jones answered the door, Farmer Brown said, "I know we don't talk often, but I wanted you to know that our mule just died today."
Farmer Jones replied, "I'm certainly sorry to hear that, but I am wondering why you came over here to tell me?"
"Because," Farmer Brown said, "you're always supposed to notify the next of kin."
Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau.
Kraken wrote:
Farmers Brown & Jones had adjoining farms for years and didn't get along at all.
One night after supper, Farmer Brown knocked on Farmer Jones's door. When Farmer Jones answered the door, Farmer Brown said, "I know we don't talk often, but I wanted you to know that our mule just died today."
Farmer Jones replied, "I'm certainly sorry to hear that, but I am wondering why you came over here to tell me?"
"Because," Farmer Brown said, "you're always supposed to notify the next of kin."
Farmers Brown & Jones had adjoining farms for ... (
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Don’t want to be a spoil sport, but mules are noble animals, working hard for their human owners, despite their legendary stubbornness. We even have a Mule Day here in Tennessee to celebrate mules. This joke would work better if the critter that died was a donkey (biblically known as an ass).
Stan
Sounds like another neighbor chimed in.
StanMac wrote:
Don’t want to be a spoil sport, but mules are noble animals, working hard for their human owners, despite their legendary stubbornness. We even have a Mule Day here in Tennessee to celebrate mules. This joke would work better if the critter that died was a donkey (biblically known as an ass).
Stan
The Donkey was also a noble animal that carried heavy loads for its masters for centuries.
Kraken wrote:
The Donkey was also a noble animal that carried heavy loads for its masters for centuries.
You’re right about that. What disgusting animal would make that line a funnier insult about Farmer Jones?
Stan
StanMac wrote:
You’re right about that. What disgusting animal would make that line a funnier insult about Farmer Jones?
Stan
The most disgusting animal on the planet is a human, but that wouldn't work for this
JOKE.
Abo wrote:
Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau.
So that’s where I heard this😳😂😳😂
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