The Blonde....
..and the nail.
The blonde and the nail
Roseline, a young blonde girl from the city, married Albert, a dairy farmer.
One morning, Albert said to Roseline:
- The man for insemination will come to inseminate one of our cows today. I placed a nail in the barn above the crib of the cow to be inseminated. You'll show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?
Then the farmer leaves for the fields.
After a while, the man for insemination arrives and knocks on the front door. Roseline takes him to the barn. They walk along the line of cows, and when she sees the nail, she tells him:
- That's it! It's this cow.
Very impressed by her competence, when he thought he was dealing with a naïve blonde, the man asks him:
- Tell me, Madam, how do you know that she is the cow to be inseminated?
- It's simple, it's because a nail is above its place, explains Roseline.
Astonished, the man asks:
- Why a nail?
And the blonde answers very simply:
- I guess..... that it is to hang your pants.
LOL. A very good blonde joke.
Good one Frenchy. Thanks.
willaim
Loc: Sunny Southern California
And the blonde jokes keep coming and coming. Good one.
FRENCHY wrote:
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Astonished, the man asks:
- Why a nail?
And the blonde answers very simply:
- I guess..... that it is to hang your pants.
Farmers do things differently around here. I hope.
Thank goodness we can still make blonde jokes.
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