Bobby: What is the difference between a lemon, an elephant, and a bag of cement?
Ray: I give up, what's the difference?
Bobby: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze an elephant.
Ray: What about the bag of cement?
Bobby: I just threw that in to make it hard.
EDIT: As I exited this page, there was an ad for a brass elephant at the bottom.
jerryc41 wrote:
EDIT: As I exited this page, there was an ad for a brass elephant at the bottom.
They know what you've been browsing.....
jerryc41 wrote:
EDIT: As I exited this page, there was an ad for a brass elephant at the bottom.
I do that all the time. Sometimes Iโll go into a bikini site. Iโll get pics of beautiful women for weeks. ๐๐๐
MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
Captain Obvious says: You actually can squeeze an elephant, it would take a really big machine and the results would be disgusting, but it is technically possible.
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