I went to a psychic recently and knocked on her door.
She responded “Who is it?” so I left.
You do have a million of 'em! Keep them coming.
Sounds like a classic Steven Wright observation. Brilliant "intellectual" (?) comedian - late 70's - late 80's. Check him out. Excellent!
Terry
wide2tele wrote:
I went to a psychic recently and knocked on her door.
She responded “Who is it?” so I left.
Why have we never heard of a psychic winning the lottery ??????????????? lol.
LOL...
Me: I have a knock knock joke for you.
Him: OK
Me: You start it.
Ed
What a lot of fun!
I've been kicking back reading all the stuff here at UHH (YAY!)
I started feeling a little hungry, wanted something to eat.
Made some Hawaiian pizza but I burned it.
Think it needed to be at aloha temperature.
I once worked for a calendar company but got fired.
I took a day off.
Had issues at home today.
Things worked themselves out. I felt I had some making up to do.
With things all good at home, I offered to babysit.
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