azted
Loc: Las Vegas, NV.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer.
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.*
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist*
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.*
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.*
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.*
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.*
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.*
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.*
When chemists die, they barium.*
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.*
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.*
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.*
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.*
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.*
Broken pencils are pointless.*
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.*
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.*
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.*
Velcro - what a rip off!*
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.*
This is old but still great!!!
...I can’t believe I read all of them...it’s like a traffic accident...I couldn’t help myself...I had to look...
Very good!
EDIT: That reminds me of the drill sergeant who was demoted because he couldn't keep his hands off his privates.
john451
Loc: Lady's Island, SC/Columbia, SC
jerryc41 wrote:
Very good!
EDIT: That reminds me of the drill sergeant who was demoted because he couldn't keep his hands off his privates.
Or the plastic surgeon who hung himself.
The worst! But I still read/smiled at every one!
OR ABOUT THE GIRL THAT WAS KICKED OUTTA THE 4H, BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T KEEP HER CALVES TOGETHER..
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