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Ain't Getting Older Great!!
Jan 11, 2021 11:34:48   #
lbrande
 
88-year-old Moishe was sadly widowed, but eventually married a beautiful 25-year-old Shoshana.

Shoshana, out of concern that Moishe doesn't stress himself at his advanced age, suggests that they have separate bedrooms.

After their wedding, they each retire to their bedrooms and, as expected, Shoshana hears a knock on her door. Moshe is there, ready for action... After consummating their marriage he returns to his own bedroom.

A short while later, there's another knock on Shoshana's door. It's Moishe, once again ready for action. They make passionate love and Moishe retires again.

Believe it or not, within a half-hour... another knock on Shoshana's door. She once again admits Moishe, who is as eager as before.

After once again making love, Shoshana tells Moishe how surprised and happy she is: "I've been with men a third of your age and never has anyone had the stamina to make love to me three times within a couple of hours!"

Moishe is really, genuinely surprised: "You mean..... I've been here before...?"

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Jan 12, 2021 08:08:35   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Jan 12, 2021 09:43:10   #
phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York
 

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Jan 12, 2021 10:10:20   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
He remembered the most important thing. The right directions.

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Jan 12, 2021 10:10:54   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
He remembered the most important thing. The right directions.

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Jan 12, 2021 12:26:27   #
badapple Loc: Twin Lake, Michigan
 
Now that IS funny!

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Jan 12, 2021 16:39:08   #
joecichjr Loc: Chicago S. Suburbs, Illinois, USA
 
Ahhhhhhhhhhjhahaha The old "He's ready 24/7 as long as his senility kicks in" syndrome๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ†’

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Jan 12, 2021 18:53:15   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 


Don

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Jan 12, 2021 20:47:26   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
Hahahaha That was a new one for me. The other jokes today have been reruns from several years past.

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Jan 13, 2021 05:28:38   #
Paul Diamond Loc: Atlanta, GA, USA
 
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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