88-year-old Moishe was sadly widowed, but eventually married a beautiful 25-year-old Shoshana.
Shoshana, out of concern that Moishe doesn't stress himself at his advanced age, suggests that they have separate bedrooms.
After their wedding, they each retire to their bedrooms and, as expected, Shoshana hears a knock on her door. Moshe is there, ready for action... After consummating their marriage he returns to his own bedroom.
A short while later, there's another knock on Shoshana's door. It's Moishe, once again ready for action. They make passionate love and Moishe retires again.
Believe it or not, within a half-hour... another knock on Shoshana's door. She once again admits Moishe, who is as eager as before.
After once again making love, Shoshana tells Moishe how surprised and happy she is: "I've been with men a third of your age and never has anyone had the stamina to make love to me three times within a couple of hours!"
Moishe is really, genuinely surprised: "You mean..... I've been here before...?"
He remembered the most important thing. The right directions.
He remembered the most important thing. The right directions.
joecichjr
Loc: Chicago S. Suburbs, Illinois, USA
Ahhhhhhhhhhjhahaha
The old "He's ready 24/7 as long as his senility kicks in" syndrome๐๐
Hahahaha That was a new one for me. The other jokes today have been reruns from several years past.
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