This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q.Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a ;high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to theArabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China...
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala...
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go ; to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )
Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
joecichjr
Loc: Chicago S. Suburbs, Illinois, USA
revhen
Loc: By the beautiful Hudson
I was censured and threatened by expulsion for a mild political comment left of center. I guess right of center comments are OK.
Moondoggie wrote:
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q.Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a ;high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to theArabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China...
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala...
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go ; to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )
Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
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Make sure it is domestic beer!
revhen wrote:
I was censured and threatened by expulsion for a mild political comment left of center. I guess right of center comments are OK.
Give it a rest. Those are facts, not some partisan political BS.
The truth will set us free!
Yes, it's hard to argue with facts.
revhen wrote:
I was censured and threatened by expulsion for a mild political comment left of center. I guess right of center comments are OK.
Nope, I was treated in a similar fashion and my comment vaguely referred to politics in general, it was not even "political" in nature. I felt like I was treated unfairly, but I dare not complain or I am sure I will receive even more horrible chastisement.
I've been waiting for this explanation, pretty well sums things up!
Teslaâs are built in the U.S., their management (crazy Elon) is from the U.S. most of the parts, and more over time is from the U.S., including his batteries, and the lithium in his batteries.
Also, many furniture companies are all American.
We can also buy at farm stands, eat at local restaurants (or at least take out from same- donât forget to leave a good tip).
Help your neighbors who are in trouble at this time.
Remember the song âGet Togetherâ by the Youngbloods? We can use some of that spirit right about now.
I donât want to offend anyone but I just thought it was funnyđĽ´
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